Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Depends on the computer.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
That's actually a hard question to answer. There are three devices in the house on which I can currently watch on-air television programming. Only one of them is what would be considered a "television". And there are four "televisions" in the house, but only one is actually hooked up. The number of devices that I have in the house that can display video signals (excluding computer monitors only) probably rides somewhere around seven; including computer monitors, probably twelve. Of those, the number that don't work or work badly is higher than I'd like.
So I'll say "pi".
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
I have two hands.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Yes. Including a couple of things that weren't meant to be there in the first place.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Aside from myself? Concrete bags.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Down, but not out. I have been anaesthetized. Never been knocked up, either.
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
I already know.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A sound that is unpronouncable by humans
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Hot Brunette Chick
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Boring. A better question is under what circumstances?
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
I don't have that much on me. Oh, wait, I'd get paid a hundred bucks? Hell, make it two hundred and you get tongue.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
I'd consider it. Probably not.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Nope. Make it $500k and I'd listen.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
I'd want the cash first, because I'd have a hard time believing that a magazine would pay me a quarter mil to pose naked.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Not that you'd know about.
Q: What is in your left pocket?
my right pocket. I have my pants on backwards.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Both. Hardwood on the main floor.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
What, those are the only choices?
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Q: Last person who texted you?
Q: Last person who called you?
Q: Last person you hugged?
garlic or pepper
that blue I like
Q: Missing someone?
Rather than answer this yet again, I would like to show you a picture of my ass flaps.
Q: Listening to?
Q: Worrying about?
The lump I found on my psyche
Q: First place you went this morning?
bathroom (it was a good choice)
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Q: Do you smile often?
Wow, that's something of a judgement call, isn't it? I mean I've never really thought about the frequency of my smiling, or how it compares with the average person, or whether it would need to be compared to a particular subset of people that more matched my demographic, and what kind of choices would have to be made just to consider what demographic that would be.
Or maybe daily would be enough.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
It depends on my mood and the circumstances, but usually, yes.