1. Do you like blue cheese salad dressing?
It's not my favorite salad dressing, except on buffalo chicken and occasionally a burger. Definitely not on french vanilla ice cream.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
3. Do you own a gun?
Hmm... I'll say that I don't currently have any purchased firearms in the house.
4. What's your favorite drink at Starbucks or other specialty coffee shop?
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Haven't had good luck eating them anymore.
7. Favorite Christmas song?
Carol of the bells.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Something made with water.
9. Can you do pushups?
Haven't tried for a while.
10. Favorite piece of jewelry?
11. Favorite hobby?
I have hobbies?
12. Do you have A.D.D.?
Let me get back to this one.
13. What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
My ability to create lists of traits that I hate about myself.
14. Middle name?
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
1.) That's not my real middle name
2.) Suspicious boner behavior
3.) Wow, nice legs
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
tea water sugar-free red bull
17. Current worry right now?
logistics of trip to Framingham
18. Current hate right now?
Aspects of the self
19. Favorite place to be?
In the company of friends
20. How did you bring in the New Year?
Through the garage door and into the kitchen. It was too heavy to carry up the stairs.
21. Do you like to travel?
Parts of it. I love seeing new places.
22. Name three people who will complete this?
Dave Cissy Gabor
23. Do you own slippers?
Hmm... I'll say that I don't currently have any purchased slippers in the house.
24. What color shirt are you wearing?
Who says I'm wearing a shirt?
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Sure. I like doing other things on satin sheets much better.
26. Can you whistle?
Can you hear me?
27. Favorite color?
28. Would you be a pirate?
29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't think I sing in the shower.
30. Favorite girl's name?
Sadie's my favorite fuzzy girl, so I'll go there.
31. Favorite boy's name?
32. What's in your pocket right now?
Why don't you reach in there and find out?
33. Last thing that made you laugh?
Don't remember the last time I laughed.
34. Best bed sheets as a child?
Never had special bed sheets.
35. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broken collarbone, I think.
36. Do you love where you live?
There are things I love about it.
37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
I think I tried to answer this question before, and the answer was "pi".
38. Who is your loudest friend?
I dunno. Why don't you all yell my name and I'll see if I can hear you.
39. How many pets do you have?
40. Does someone have a crush on you?
I think to some extent, yes. I would argue that it's more likely a crush on an avatar of me instead of meatspace me.
41. What is your favorite book?
Neuromancer by William Gibson is a perennial favorite. It's the first book that I read cover-to-cover without realizing three times consecutively. And I've worn out two copies.
42. What is your favorite candy?
Blonde, brunette, or redhead. Or tootsie rolls. Or maybe Rolo.
43. Favorite Sports Team?
Eastern European Women's Hot Tubbing Team.
44. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Trying to sleep, mentally churning.
45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I found that it was odd that she was naked.