Are you currently in a serious relationship?
no

Are you currently in a funny relationship?
several!

What was your dream growing up?
i had low expectations. nurse/bride/princess.
none of that came to pass, alas.

What is your dream now?
get the hell out of the city. be near water, possess goat, be loved.

What talent do you wish you had?
i wish i could *really* sing.

If I bought you a drink what would it be?
vodka/tonic if you're pouring. i like tea. i like water.

Would you consider it hitting on you?
heee! nope!

Favorite vegetable?
ooo, celery is my companion. broccoli. peas. beans. cucumber. carrots for juice, plz

Favorite meat?
manflesh!
cock!

What was the last book you read?
sex abuse blahblah

What zodiac sign are you?
aries but not a very good one.

What traffic sign are you?


Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
tattoo left ankle. got for the devirginilizing.
tattoo right palm, got to fortify my spirits in hardtimes
tattoo right instep, got it for art
tattoo between tittlys, got for love
pierced nose, 3 earholes, one clit hood.
the clit hood is highly recommended.

Worst Habit?
i tend toward lazy

Best habit?
i'm a hill of fun.
is that a habit?

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
yes, i would

Even if I was carrying a dead body?
sure!

What is your favorite snort?


Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
opti

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
sing. blow you.

What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me?
tell you a story

Worst thing to ever happen to you?
...life's been good to me so far.

Best thing I ever did to you?
friend me!

Tell me one weird fact about you.
biased uvula. everyone knows *that*!

Tell me one weird fiction about you.
i'm a brain surgeon. sturgeon.

Do you have any pets?
soma cat. aww.

Do you want any pets?
yup

Do you have any children?
hell no

Do you want any children?
fucking hell no

Do you think children make good bait?
i like kids.

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
come in!

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents?
"no, take those home when you leave"

What was your first impression of me?
warmy warm warm

What was your second impression of me?
kindy kind kind

But enough about me, what do you think of me?
love

Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
dreadful

Do you think marmots are cute or scary?
KEY+OOT

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
don't get me started

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
partner

Would you be my sex partner or my conscience?
partner.
both.

What color eyes do you have?
bloo
What color ears do you have?
pinkytone

Ever been arrested?
nope

Ever been arrested for prostitution?
heeha.

White or red wine?
red.

Dark or light beer?
i lost my beer muscle. but was always dark.

Mischievous or sweet?
sweet

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
i would bisit you

Can I borrow $10,000?
ha! shur!

What's your favorite place to hang at?
home

Do you believe in ghosts?
yup

Do ghosts believe in you?
yep

Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
cat. knit. bathe. photographs. painty. jerk off.

Other than masturbate?
heeha

Do you swear a lot?
like a marine.
is that right?

Do you sweat a lot?
depends, dear. one lover used to call me Sweaty Betty.
i'll delete that.

Do these pants make me look fat?
newp but take them off, just the same.

Biggest pet peeve?
racism. is that a peeve?

Smallest pet peeve?
i'm ok for the small stuff

In one word, how would you describe yourself?
let's not


Now in three words?


Do you believe/appreciate romance?
i do.

What do you consider romantic?
oh, the intangible stuff. the remembering. the soft voice.

Do you believe in God?
not like GOD, no.

Do you believe in Dog?
i do!
link

I wish
I hope not
To get paid to read
To get paid
Invulnerability
Champagne
Nope
Peppers
Prime Rib
Darkover Landfall
Aries
No Entry
No
Sloth
Umm?
Yes
Yes. Better than even chance you are.
Oxygen
Pessimistic
Nap
Jump
Lost a liver
You helped out on my movie
No wisdom teeth
I have blackmail on everybody
Yes
no more
No
No
Depends on what you are fishing for
I would worry about my mess
I would worry less
Techie
Uber techie
Probably a techie
I once drove through a red light to get away from one
Good eating
weight
Partner
conscience
green
large
never been caught
see above
red
light
mischievous
Buy drugs, not the fun kind
no
my desk
no
read
oh. read
not as much as I used to
depends on the season
No. The visible spectrum of light...
Smoking parents
Lefties
Weird
Weirder than normal
Yes
Trust
No
Yes, but i don't have time for one.

Sounds like a come on to me.

I like you, but *not in that way*.

I DO believe in Dog.

I like your 'sploder stories.

Your Futon is in my garage.

*wink*

*lez be friends*

Are you currently in a serious relationship?
No. But I am commited to being alone. Heartbreak does that.

Are you currently in a funny relationship?
No.

What was your dream growing up?
I wanted to be a famous movie star, until I realized I had no talent, and Minnesota was not going to get me there. Also I fell in love with good theatre.

What is your dream now?
Revenge.

What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could sing.

If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Coffee. Or, GreyGoose and Crandberry Juice.

Would you consider it hitting on you?
No. I love to buy people drinks and the other way around.

Favorite vegetable?
Green Beans. Mmmm. I eat them like candy, but only fresh ones.

Favorite meat?
Nice rare steak.

What was the last book you read?
Red Water, about mormons on the plains.

What zodiac sign are you?
Cancer.

What traffic sign are you?
Bump ahead.

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
My nose and ears. My nose came before my ears actually.

Worst Habit?
I eat cookies in bed.

Best habit?
Love of doing something dirty.

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
I might pull over and cat call bad things about your sexy-ness at you. But, yes.

Even if I was carrying a dead body?
I would think it was fake, to be used in a movie, and then I would ask you to take a picture of me with it.

What is your favorite snort?
The laughing kind.

Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
Very pessimistic.

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
What wouldn't we do?

What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me?
Say we would just walk down.

Worst thing to ever happen to you?
My director in Milwaukee eating my soul and spitting it out.

Best thing I ever did to you?
Answered your phone.

Tell me one weird fact about you.
I can touch my tounge to my nose.

Tell me one weird fiction about you.
Where to begin. Those who know me best laugh of course.

Do you have any pets?
Not now. Miss my dog so much.

Do you want any pets?
I want another dog. And a pet dove. I have wanted one for a long time. When I get my own place.

Do you have any children?
No.

Do you want any children?
Someday.

Are you currently in a serious relationship? Yes; also, see #2.

Are you currently in a funny relationship? Yes; also, see #1.

What was your dream growing up? I don't remember; also, see #4.

What is your dream now? I spent a very long time living VERY much in the present (and being miserable there) so I'm kinda lacking in the dreams dept.

What talent do you wish you had? Art; it's a simple AND deep answer.

If I bought you a drink what would it be? Single malt.

Would you consider it hitting on you? That's situational; once we're in that situation, I'll let ya know.

Favorite meat? Venison; brings back contented childhood memories.

What zodiac sign are you? Sag my entire life, and I STILL can't spell it.

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? One tat, right shoulder, ask anytime to see it.


If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride? yeah.

Even if I was carrying a dead body? I have a plastic sheet in my trunk. Plus, it's probably just research.

What is your favorite snort? I don't do drugs. If it's supposed to be "sport", it's a close one-two: hockey, then soccer.


What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Freak out the mundanes.

What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me? See previous answer.

Worst thing to ever happen to you? Marriage, the first time.

Tell me one weird fact about you. I have a 30-odd stitch surgery scar on my left-side-back that is perfectly covered by my bra.



Do you have any pets? Does Dave count? Don't tell him I said that; I'm just joking.

Do you want any pets? Yes; but Dave has allergies and we're really not home consistently enough for pets.

Do you have any children? 2 stepkids

Do you want any children? I've got just the right amount, thank you very much.

Do you think children make good bait? stew yes, bait no.

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? Wacky shenanigans ensue!

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents? Who's trying to kill me?


Do you think clowns are cute or scary? not on my radar.

Do you think marmots are cute or scary? That depends on what effect the marmot is going for; nothing worse than saying "oh, what a cute marmot" when they're trying to be scary and vice versa.

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? don't ask, don't tell

Would you be my sex partner or my conscience? when it comes to sex, I'm nobody else's conscience.

What color eyes do you have? I believe my eyes are hazel

What color ears do you have? colonial Canadian

Ever been arrested? nope

White or red wine? white

Dark or light beer? can I just have the wine?

Mischievous or sweet? yup

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? pay for the party on august 1st. (btw, mark your calendar.)

Can I borrow $10,000? nope; I gotta pay for a party on august 1st. (mark your calendar)

What's your favorite place to hang at? home

Do you believe in ghosts? sure

Do ghosts believe in you? i dunno; ask a ghost

Favorite thing to do in your spare time? this week i have none. cratfy things, and Wii games, and Descent


Do you swear a lot? yeah

Biggest pet peeve? MN drivers


Do you believe/appreciate romance? on occasion

What do you consider romantic? "not me" (really i'm not)

Do you believe in God? "Thou art God."

Are you currently in a serious relationship? Yup.
Are you currently in a funny relationship? Yup. The best ones are both.
What was your dream growing up? To be a Writer.
What is your dream now? To be an Editor.
What talent do you wish you had? Dancing.
If I bought you a drink what would it be? Jack & Coke
Would you consider it hitting on you? No.
Favorite vegetable? Spinach.
Favorite meat? Steak.
What was the last book you read? The Subtle Knife, by Philip Pullman
What zodiac sign are you? Libra Water Tiger
What traffic sign are you? Caution: Children Playing
Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. Ears piercing. Can't use.
Worst Habit? Procrastination.
Best habit? Honesty.
If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride? Sure, but most likely you're walking for a reason.
Even if I was carrying a dead body? If it would fit in the trunk.
What is your favorite snort? Haven't done that for years...
Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude? optimistic, usually. Sometimes reality has an irritating habit of butting in.
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Sit, talk, and cuddle.
What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me? Demand you help me climb down into the elevator, and insist you tell me how I got up there in the first place.
Worst thing to ever happen to you? Stroke.
Best thing I ever did to you? Cuddled and listened to me.
Tell me one weird fact about you. Let's see. I've died seven times.
Tell me one weird fiction about you. Sometime during one of the last surgeries, they implanted software.
Do you have any pets? Not right now.
Do you want any pets? Not at the moment. I go to friends' houses for my fur fix.
Do you have any children? Only adopted dorks (and a couple of dorks-in-law).
Do you want any children? More than eight? No thanks.
Do you think children make good bait? If fresh and cut small.

Are you currently in a serious relationship? yes

Are you currently in a funny relationship? define funny, I guess.

What was your dream growing up? to be a sheep.

What is your dream now? it would still be kindof nice to be a sheep. barring that, pursuing this whole pastry chef thing seems to be going pretty well for me.

What talent do you wish you had? the ability to transform myself into a sheep.

If I bought you a drink what would it be? french silk martini. it's whiskey based and roughly eighteen kinds of delicious.

Would you consider it hitting on you? not unless it was delivered with a grope or something.

Favorite vegetable? sugar snap peas

Favorite meat? bison

What was the last book you read? Emma by Jane Austen

What zodiac sign are you? libra

What traffic sign are you?

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. yes. "explain where" is not a complete sentence, thus I choose to ignore it.

Worst Habit? probably something regarding grammar

Best habit? um....I guess I tend to be kindof hard working?

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride? of course.

Even if I was carrying a dead body? even more so, I would imagine.

Are you currently in a serious relationship?yes

...funny relationship? yes, that's what makes the serious part acceptable.

What was your dream growing up? To be the perfect housewife and mother. (Parents just about disowned me for this one.)

...now? To have more realistic dreams.

What talent do you wish you had? Natural organization.

If I bought you a drink what would it be? Diet Coke, though I really like margaritas.

Would you consider it hitting on you? Diet Coke, No. Margarita...No, with the possibility of that changing as more margarita is consumed.

Favorite vegetable? Cucumber

Favorite meat? Chicken

What was the last book you read? The Sharing Knife - Passage

What zodiac sign are you? Pisces

...traffic sign? Dip Ahead

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? one set of ear piercings

Worst Habit? laziness

Best habit? Hugging my children

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride? Yes

Even if I was carrying a dead body? I would insist.

What is your favorite snort? The one Squishy makes when he laughs really hard.

Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude? optessimistic

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Probably ramble on so much that you would want to pull your hair out.

...if you were stuck on an escalator with me?
Probably ramble on so much that you would want to pull your hair out.

Worst thing to ever happen to you? Pancreatitus

Best thing I ever did to you? friended me back

Tell me one weird fact about you. The tips of my thumbs don't arch back.

...one weird fiction. Gave birth to puppies.

Do you have any pets? Yes, six

Do you want any pets? Don't need more, but I am always willing to pick up strays.

Do you have any children? Yes, mine and borrowed.

Do you want any children? Don't need more, but I am always willing to pick up strays.

Do you think children make good bait? Not for the right kind of man.

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
Wonder how you got my address.

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents?
I would start looking around for the hidden cameras.

What was your first impression of me? Amusing

...second impression? Amusing with a good laugh.

But enough about me, what do you think of me?
I like your writing style and I enjoy your firm grasp on the absurd.

Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Totally depends on the clown.

Do you think marmots are cute or scary? Marmots are cute, but I have an extra fondness for Capybaras. The bigger the rodent, the better.

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? weight

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Conscience. Anything else could get complicated. I'm not good with complicated.

...my sex partner or my conscience?
Conscience. Anything else could get complicated. I'm not good with complicated.

What color eyes do you have?
Brown

What color ears?
Pink, but they turn very bright when I blush.

Ever been arrested?
Nope.

...for prostitution?
Nope. As the line goes, "...I'm a housewife, we do it for free!"

White or red wine?
Yes

Dark or light beer?
dark

Mischievous or sweet?
Yes.

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Fix the dishwasher, buy a new computer, buy a bike, pay down debt.

Can I borrow $10,000?
Sorry, I spent it all.

What's your favorite place to hang at?
Family room

Do you believe in ghosts? Not usually

Do ghosts believe in you? Not usually

Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Computer, watch television, read, daydream

Other than masturbate? All the above with cleaner subjects.

Do you swear a lot?
Tons. Usually under my breath.

Do you sweat a lot?
Yes.

Do these pants make me look fat?
Ummm...of course not dear.

Biggest pet peeve?
the silent treatment. Holy crap! that drives me up a wall!

Smallest pet peeve?
Commercials

In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Talkative

Now in three words?
Ditsy, Talkative, Nurturing.

Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Oh yes!

What do you consider romantic?
Soft touches and strokes delivered delivered almost without thought while cuddling or when in group conversation.

Do you believe in God? I prefer the term Generic Omniscient Deity.

Do you believe in Dog? yes. Dog is worth believing in.

Are you currently in a funny relationship? Define "funny"

What was your dream growing up? To make music videos or be a vet

What is your dream now? To be able to take a vacation someday

What talent do you wish you had? Math

If I bought you a drink what would it be? Glass of white zin

Would you consider it hitting on you? Considering most people don’t even realize I am female - no

Favorite vegetable? None – they all taste extremely bitter to me

Favorite meat? Burger

What was the last book you read? Small Favor

What zodiac sign are you? Taurus

What traffic sign are you? Mile Marker 40

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. Tattoos: 1. Winged hourglass – upper left arm 2. Rainstorm inside ivy covered shield w/eagle feather on side – right hip 3. Feathered ankle band – left ankle. Piercings: 1. Left ear – 2 2. Right ear - 1

Worst Habit? Can’t say – statute of limitations

Best habit? Every day I tell my daughter I love her

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride? Sure

Even if I was carrying a dead body? I dunno if we could all fit in my car but we could try.

What is your favorite snort? Chicken

Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude? Optimist with experience

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Tell you a joke

What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me? Keep riding on

Worst thing to ever happen to you? Long sad story that is really not worth the space to write about

Best thing I ever did to you? Made me feel human again

Tell me one weird fact about you. I read books from back to front

Tell me one weird fiction about you. I am really a 19 year old porn star nymphomaniac

Do you have any pets? Yep

Do you want any pets? Yep

Do you have any children? Yep

Do you want any children? Nope – I have one and I don’t want to be outnumbered

Do you think children make good bait? Depends what you are seeking – they can be a bit noisy

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? So?

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents? Hurray!!!

What was your first impression of me? You made me smile

What was your second impression of me? You are a very complicated person

But enough about me, what do you think of me? Hey, I thought this was about me!!

Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Ick

Do you think marmots are cute or scary? Furry

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Weight and better boobs

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Depends on the crime

Would you be my sex partner or my conscience? Depends on the sex

What color eyes do you have? Grey

What color ears do you have? Huh, I didn’t hear you

Ever been arrested? No

Ever been arrested for prostitution? Arrested? No

White or red wine? White

Dark or light beer? Light

Mischievous or sweet? A little of both

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Pay bills

Can I borrow $10,000? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

What's your favorite place to hang at? Varies - bookstore

Do you believe in ghosts? Unsure

Do ghosts believe in you? Probably not

Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Spare time, what’s that?

Other than masturbate? Don’t even have time for that right now

Do you swear a lot? At times

Do you sweat a lot? At times

Do these pants make me look fat? Who is wearing pants?

Biggest pet peeve? People who say they will do something and don’t follow through

Smallest pet peeve? Chickens

In one word, how would you describe yourself? Weird

Now in three words? Another inked mom

Do you believe/appreciate romance? I don’t have much experience with it but I hear it can be nice

What do you consider romantic? Flowers, dinner at a place other than McDonalds,snuggling,not slamming the door behind me when I leave

Do you believe in God? I dunno anymore

Do you believe in Dog? Woof!


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Are you currently in a serious relationship? y

Are you currently in a funny relationship? n

What was your dream growing up? to be rich and famous

What is your dream now? to be able to put F through college and to be able to retire

What talent do you wish you had? industriousness

If I bought you a drink what would it be? "what's good here?"

Would you consider it hitting on you? no

Favorite vegetable? edamame

Favorite meat? steak

What was the last book you read? Lost Clusters

What zodiac sign are you? Taurus

What traffic sign are you? Slippery when wet

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Yellow submarine on thigh

Worst Habit? procrastination

Best habit? laughing

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride? yes

Even if I was carrying a dead body? no

What is your favorite snort? ?

Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude? contextual

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? see if I had cell phone reception

What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me? walk with you to the exit

Worst thing to ever happen to you? moved from new york

Best thing I ever did to you? spoke kindly to me during prov

Tell me one weird fact about you. hairy navel

Tell me one weird fiction about you. original host of Your Show of Shows

Do you have any pets? 2 cats

Do you want any pets? I like them

Do you have any children? 1

Do you want any children? I like her

Do you think children make good bait? no

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? I would invite you to stay

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents? I would invite you to stay

What was your first impression of me? I don't recall

What was your second impression of me? You were brilliant at prov

But enough about me, what do you think of me? You are a good writer that can creep people out. You know a lot of cool things and have cool abilities.

Do you think clowns are cute or scary? depends

Do you think marmots are cute or scary? I've never slept with one.

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? ONE thing? More hair on head.

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Consscience

Would you be my sex partner or my conscience? Neither

What color eyes do you have? hazel

What color ears do you have? pink

Ever been arrested? no

Ever been arrested for prostitution? no

White or red wine? red

Dark or light beer? neither

Mischievous or sweet? both

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? pay down debt

Can I borrow $10,000? what interest rate?

What's your favorite place to hang at? It makes me sad that I am not there

Do you believe in ghosts? no

Do ghosts believe in you? no

Favorite thing to do in your spare time? drink coffee at a coffeeshop with good friends and maybe...

Other than masturbate? ho ho ho

Do you swear a lot? yes

Do you sweat a lot? no

Do these pants make me look fat? I don't know - you SAY "be honest" and then ask questions like that...

Biggest pet peeve? People who SAY "be honest" and then ask questions like that.

Smallest pet peeve? People who don't love me

In one word, how would you describe yourself? sad

Now in three words? Amusing and kind

Do you believe/appreciate romance? yes

What do you consider romantic? "You can smoke the last bowl"

Do you believe in God? no

Do you believe in Dog? yes