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You are on my friends list, I want to know things about you. I don't care if we never talk, if you're more of a lurker, or if we already know everything about each other.

BE HONEST! Answer the questions in a comment, then repost on your own journal if you like.

Are you currently in a serious relationship?

Are you currently in a funny relationship?

What was your dream growing up?

What is your dream now?

What talent do you wish you had?

If I bought you a drink what would it be?

Would you consider it hitting on you?

Favorite vegetable?

Favorite meat?

What was the last book you read?

What zodiac sign are you?

What traffic sign are you?

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

Worst Habit?

Best habit?

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?

Even if I was carrying a dead body?

What is your favorite snort?

Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me?

Worst thing to ever happen to you?

Best thing I ever did to you?

Tell me one weird fact about you.

Tell me one weird fiction about you.

Do you have any pets?

Do you want any pets?

Do you have any children?

Do you want any children?

Do you think children make good bait?

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents?

What was your first impression of me?

What was your second impression of me?

But enough about me, what do you think of me?

Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

Do you think marmots are cute or scary?

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

Would you be my sex partner or my conscience?

What color eyes do you have?

What color ears do you have?

Ever been arrested?

Ever been arrested for prostitution?

White or red wine?

Dark or light beer?

Mischievous or sweet?

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

Can I borrow $10,000?

What's your favorite place to hang at?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do ghosts believe in you?

Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

Other than masturbate?

Do you swear a lot?

Do you sweat a lot?

Do these pants make me look fat?

Biggest pet peeve?

Smallest pet peeve?

In one word, how would you describe yourself?

Now in three words?

Do you believe/appreciate romance?

What do you consider romantic?

Do you believe in God?

Do you believe in Dog?

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molasses
May. 17th, 2008 02:32 am (UTC)
Are you currently in a serious relationship?
no

Are you currently in a funny relationship?
several!

What was your dream growing up?
i had low expectations. nurse/bride/princess.
none of that came to pass, alas.

What is your dream now?
get the hell out of the city. be near water, possess goat, be loved.

What talent do you wish you had?
i wish i could *really* sing.

If I bought you a drink what would it be?
vodka/tonic if you're pouring. i like tea. i like water.

Would you consider it hitting on you?
heee! nope!

Favorite vegetable?
ooo, celery is my companion. broccoli. peas. beans. cucumber. carrots for juice, plz

Favorite meat?
manflesh!
cock!

What was the last book you read?
sex abuse blahblah

What zodiac sign are you?
aries but not a very good one.

What traffic sign are you?


Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
tattoo left ankle. got for the devirginilizing.
tattoo right palm, got to fortify my spirits in hardtimes
tattoo right instep, got it for art
tattoo between tittlys, got for love
pierced nose, 3 earholes, one clit hood.
the clit hood is highly recommended.

Worst Habit?
i tend toward lazy

Best habit?
i'm a hill of fun.
is that a habit?

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
yes, i would

Even if I was carrying a dead body?
sure!

What is your favorite snort?


Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
opti

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
sing. blow you.

What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me?
tell you a story

Worst thing to ever happen to you?
...life's been good to me so far.

Best thing I ever did to you?
friend me!

Tell me one weird fact about you.
biased uvula. everyone knows *that*!

Tell me one weird fiction about you.
i'm a brain surgeon. sturgeon.

Do you have any pets?
soma cat. aww.

Do you want any pets?
yup

Do you have any children?
hell no

Do you want any children?
fucking hell no

Do you think children make good bait?
i like kids.

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
come in!

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents?
"no, take those home when you leave"

What was your first impression of me?
warmy warm warm

What was your second impression of me?
kindy kind kind

But enough about me, what do you think of me?
love

Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
dreadful

Do you think marmots are cute or scary?
KEY+OOT

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
don't get me started

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
partner

Would you be my sex partner or my conscience?
partner.
both.

What color eyes do you have?
bloo
What color ears do you have?
pinkytone

Ever been arrested?
nope

Ever been arrested for prostitution?
heeha.

White or red wine?
red.

Dark or light beer?
i lost my beer muscle. but was always dark.

Mischievous or sweet?
sweet

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
i would bisit you

Can I borrow $10,000?
ha! shur!

What's your favorite place to hang at?
home

Do you believe in ghosts?
yup

Do ghosts believe in you?
yep

Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
cat. knit. bathe. photographs. painty. jerk off.

Other than masturbate?
heeha

Do you swear a lot?
like a marine.
is that right?

Do you sweat a lot?
depends, dear. one lover used to call me Sweaty Betty.
i'll delete that.

Do these pants make me look fat?
newp but take them off, just the same.

Biggest pet peeve?
racism. is that a peeve?

Smallest pet peeve?
i'm ok for the small stuff

In one word, how would you describe yourself?
let's not


Now in three words?


Do you believe/appreciate romance?
i do.

What do you consider romantic?
oh, the intangible stuff. the remembering. the soft voice.

Do you believe in God?
not like GOD, no.

Do you believe in Dog?
i do!
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