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You are on my friends list, I want to know things about you. I don't care if we never talk, if you're more of a lurker, or if we already know everything about each other.

BE HONEST! Answer the questions in a comment, then repost on your own journal if you like.

Are you currently in a serious relationship?

Are you currently in a funny relationship?

What was your dream growing up?

What is your dream now?

What talent do you wish you had?

If I bought you a drink what would it be?

Would you consider it hitting on you?

Favorite vegetable?

Favorite meat?

What was the last book you read?

What zodiac sign are you?

What traffic sign are you?

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

Worst Habit?

Best habit?

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?

Even if I was carrying a dead body?

What is your favorite snort?

Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me?

Worst thing to ever happen to you?

Best thing I ever did to you?

Tell me one weird fact about you.

Tell me one weird fiction about you.

Do you have any pets?

Do you want any pets?

Do you have any children?

Do you want any children?

Do you think children make good bait?

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents?

What was your first impression of me?

What was your second impression of me?

But enough about me, what do you think of me?

Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

Do you think marmots are cute or scary?

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

Would you be my sex partner or my conscience?

What color eyes do you have?

What color ears do you have?

Ever been arrested?

Ever been arrested for prostitution?

White or red wine?

Dark or light beer?

Mischievous or sweet?

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

Can I borrow $10,000?

What's your favorite place to hang at?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do ghosts believe in you?

Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

Other than masturbate?

Do you swear a lot?

Do you sweat a lot?

Do these pants make me look fat?

Biggest pet peeve?

Smallest pet peeve?

In one word, how would you describe yourself?

Now in three words?

Do you believe/appreciate romance?

What do you consider romantic?

Do you believe in God?

Do you believe in Dog?

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4dramatic_flair
May. 17th, 2008 05:41 am (UTC)
too long, got to break it up.
Are you currently in a serious relationship?
No. But I am commited to being alone. Heartbreak does that.

Are you currently in a funny relationship?
No.

What was your dream growing up?
I wanted to be a famous movie star, until I realized I had no talent, and Minnesota was not going to get me there. Also I fell in love with good theatre.

What is your dream now?
Revenge.

What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could sing.

If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Coffee. Or, GreyGoose and Crandberry Juice.

Would you consider it hitting on you?
No. I love to buy people drinks and the other way around.

Favorite vegetable?
Green Beans. Mmmm. I eat them like candy, but only fresh ones.

Favorite meat?
Nice rare steak.

What was the last book you read?
Red Water, about mormons on the plains.

What zodiac sign are you?
Cancer.

What traffic sign are you?
Bump ahead.

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
My nose and ears. My nose came before my ears actually.

Worst Habit?
I eat cookies in bed.

Best habit?
Love of doing something dirty.

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
I might pull over and cat call bad things about your sexy-ness at you. But, yes.

Even if I was carrying a dead body?
I would think it was fake, to be used in a movie, and then I would ask you to take a picture of me with it.

What is your favorite snort?
The laughing kind.

Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
Very pessimistic.

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
What wouldn't we do?

What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me?
Say we would just walk down.

Worst thing to ever happen to you?
My director in Milwaukee eating my soul and spitting it out.

Best thing I ever did to you?
Answered your phone.

Tell me one weird fact about you.
I can touch my tounge to my nose.

Tell me one weird fiction about you.
Where to begin. Those who know me best laugh of course.

Do you have any pets?
Not now. Miss my dog so much.

Do you want any pets?
I want another dog. And a pet dove. I have wanted one for a long time. When I get my own place.

Do you have any children?
No.

Do you want any children?
Someday.

4dramatic_flair
May. 17th, 2008 05:42 am (UTC)
Re: too long, got to break it up.
Part 2

Do you think children make good bait?
Not as good as puppies and kitties.

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
I would say, how the hell did you find it in the dark?

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents?
I never was good at getting presents.

What was your first impression of me?
Hey, there is a guy.

What was your second impression of me?
He is that guy on LJ.

But enough about me, what do you think of me?
What a good friend you turned out to be.

Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Both.

Do you think marmots are cute or scary?
You are a cute marmont and the only one I know.

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Weigh 120.

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Crime Partner for sure.

Would you be my sex partner or my conscience?
Conscience. Sorry about that.

What color eyes do you have?
Dark blue. They are green sometimes. There have a yellow circle in the middle which make them look green.

What color ears do you have?
Pink

Ever been arrested?
Nope.

Ever been arrested for prostitution?
Damn. Got me there.

White or red wine?
Red.

Dark or light beer?
Dark.

Mischievous or sweet?
Mischievous but sweet.

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Take it to Vegas.

Can I borrow $10,000?
After Vegas.

What's your favorite place to hang at?
My room.

Do you believe in ghosts?
I know there are ghosts.

Do ghosts believe in you?
I think they see me.

Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
masturbate.

Other than masturbate?
Damnit. Nap I guess.

Do you swear a lot?
I do actually.

Do you sweat a lot?
I have a major problem with that actually.

Do these pants make me look fat?
No the fat makes you look fat. Haha always wanted to say that.

Biggest pet peeve?
People are Target who get grab bags from me.

Smallest pet peeve?
People who shop at Target while I'm there.

In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Loyal.

Now in three words?
Looking for Oz.

Do you believe/appreciate romance?
I romanticise romance.

What do you consider romantic?
Flowers. Kisses.

Do you believe in God?
Sometimes.

Do you believe in Dog?
Oh yes.

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