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You are on my friends list, I want to know things about you. I don't care if we never talk, if you're more of a lurker, or if we already know everything about each other.

BE HONEST! Answer the questions in a comment, then repost on your own journal if you like.

Are you currently in a serious relationship?

Are you currently in a funny relationship?

What was your dream growing up?

What is your dream now?

What talent do you wish you had?

If I bought you a drink what would it be?

Would you consider it hitting on you?

Favorite vegetable?

Favorite meat?

What was the last book you read?

What zodiac sign are you?

What traffic sign are you?

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

Worst Habit?

Best habit?

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?

Even if I was carrying a dead body?

What is your favorite snort?

Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me?

Worst thing to ever happen to you?

Best thing I ever did to you?

Tell me one weird fact about you.

Tell me one weird fiction about you.

Do you have any pets?

Do you want any pets?

Do you have any children?

Do you want any children?

Do you think children make good bait?

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents?

What was your first impression of me?

What was your second impression of me?

But enough about me, what do you think of me?

Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

Do you think marmots are cute or scary?

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

Would you be my sex partner or my conscience?

What color eyes do you have?

What color ears do you have?

Ever been arrested?

Ever been arrested for prostitution?

White or red wine?

Dark or light beer?

Mischievous or sweet?

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

Can I borrow $10,000?

What's your favorite place to hang at?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do ghosts believe in you?

Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

Other than masturbate?

Do you swear a lot?

Do you sweat a lot?

Do these pants make me look fat?

Biggest pet peeve?

Smallest pet peeve?

In one word, how would you describe yourself?

Now in three words?

Do you believe/appreciate romance?

What do you consider romantic?

Do you believe in God?

Do you believe in Dog?

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being_isis
May. 17th, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC)
Are you currently in a serious relationship? yes

Are you currently in a funny relationship? define funny, I guess.

What was your dream growing up? to be a sheep.

What is your dream now? it would still be kindof nice to be a sheep. barring that, pursuing this whole pastry chef thing seems to be going pretty well for me.

What talent do you wish you had? the ability to transform myself into a sheep.

If I bought you a drink what would it be? french silk martini. it's whiskey based and roughly eighteen kinds of delicious.

Would you consider it hitting on you? not unless it was delivered with a grope or something.

Favorite vegetable? sugar snap peas

Favorite meat? bison

What was the last book you read? Emma by Jane Austen

What zodiac sign are you? libra

What traffic sign are you? Photobucket

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. yes. "explain where" is not a complete sentence, thus I choose to ignore it.

Worst Habit? probably something regarding grammar

Best habit? um....I guess I tend to be kindof hard working?

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride? of course.

Even if I was carrying a dead body? even more so, I would imagine.
being_isis
May. 17th, 2008 09:06 pm (UTC)
What is your favorite snort? Mr. T says I pity the fool.

Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude? generally optimistic

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? I'm sure zombies would probably come up. it would be interesting.

What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me? how in the hell do you get stuck on an escalator?

Worst thing to ever happen to you? I'd say that would depend highly on several sets of circumstances and how I'm feeling at the time. generally speaking, I'd say the death of my cousin.

Best thing I ever did to you? this is such an oddly worded question.

Tell me one weird fact about you. when concentrating, I tend to purse my lips. it's a frustrating habit.

Tell me one weird fiction about you. I once killed a hooker and sucked the marrow from her bones.

Do you have any pets? yes.

Do you want any pets? yes.

Do you have any children? no.

Do you want any children? not right now, thanks.

Do you think children make good bait? depends on what you're trying to catch, I suppose.

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? that would be pretty damn cool.

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents? what kind of presents?

What was your first impression of me? that you would be fun to talk to

What was your second impression of me? that you were incredibly fun to hang out with.

But enough about me, what do you think of me? that you're pretty awesome, but tend to withdraw from people when you feel like you might inconvenience them with your feelings and stuff.

Do you think clowns are cute or scary? I'm rather ambivalent towards clowns.

Do you think marmots are cute or scary? adorable.

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? the honest answer is probably something about losing weight, but I've been doing a pretty good job of that by myself lately.

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? crime partner.

Would you be my sex partner or my conscience? both.

What color eyes do you have? they change.

What color ears do you have? flesh colored.

Ever been arrested? nope. I'm a weenie.

Ever been arrested for prostitution? if the answer to the previous was no, why on earth continue the questioning with something that has already been answered.

White or red wine? either, depending on the menu.

Dark or light beer? dark.

Mischievous or sweet? both, in moderation.

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? start to pay off my loans.

Can I borrow $10,000? if I had it, the answer would be absolutely.

What's your favorite place to hang at? I don't hang much. being upside down gives me headaches.

Do you believe in ghosts? not particularly. if after you die the best thing you have to do is pester other people, I'd say the afterlife is pretty damn boring. that was oddly worded, but I think it works.

Do ghosts believe in you? I see living people.

Favorite thing to do in your spare time? knitting and reading are way up there.

Other than masturbate? masturbate wasn't the answer, silly boots.

Do you swear a lot? not really. I used to, but I've gotten out of the habit.

Do you sweat a lot? only when I'm at work, really.

Do these pants make me look fat? no, baby, you look fine.

Biggest pet peeve? people who spell 40 "fourty". man, I hate that.

Smallest pet peeve? this survey seems to assume that I'm a very persnickety type person.

In one word, how would you describe yourself? tall.

Now in three words? something completely different.

Do you believe/appreciate romance? do I believe romance? I happen to be lucky enough to have a very sweet, romantic fiance, so yes, I believe IN and appreciate romance.

What do you consider romantic? that would depend entirely upon the situation.

Do you believe in God? in a general, somewhat abstract sense.

Do you believe in Dog? puppy snuggles!

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