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You are on my friends list, I want to know things about you. I don't care if we never talk, if you're more of a lurker, or if we already know everything about each other.

BE HONEST! Answer the questions in a comment, then repost on your own journal if you like.

Are you currently in a serious relationship?

Are you currently in a funny relationship?

What was your dream growing up?

What is your dream now?

What talent do you wish you had?

If I bought you a drink what would it be?

Would you consider it hitting on you?

Favorite vegetable?

Favorite meat?

What was the last book you read?

What zodiac sign are you?

What traffic sign are you?

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

Worst Habit?

Best habit?

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?

Even if I was carrying a dead body?

What is your favorite snort?

Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me?

Worst thing to ever happen to you?

Best thing I ever did to you?

Tell me one weird fact about you.

Tell me one weird fiction about you.

Do you have any pets?

Do you want any pets?

Do you have any children?

Do you want any children?

Do you think children make good bait?

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents?

What was your first impression of me?

What was your second impression of me?

But enough about me, what do you think of me?

Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

Do you think marmots are cute or scary?

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

Would you be my sex partner or my conscience?

What color eyes do you have?

What color ears do you have?

Ever been arrested?

Ever been arrested for prostitution?

White or red wine?

Dark or light beer?

Mischievous or sweet?

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

Can I borrow $10,000?

What's your favorite place to hang at?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do ghosts believe in you?

Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

Other than masturbate?

Do you swear a lot?

Do you sweat a lot?

Do these pants make me look fat?

Biggest pet peeve?

Smallest pet peeve?

In one word, how would you describe yourself?

Now in three words?

Do you believe/appreciate romance?

What do you consider romantic?

Do you believe in God?

Do you believe in Dog?

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gleckia
May. 18th, 2008 12:34 am (UTC)
Are you currently in a serious relationship?yes

...funny relationship? yes, that's what makes the serious part acceptable.

What was your dream growing up? To be the perfect housewife and mother. (Parents just about disowned me for this one.)

...now? To have more realistic dreams.

What talent do you wish you had? Natural organization.

If I bought you a drink what would it be? Diet Coke, though I really like margaritas.

Would you consider it hitting on you? Diet Coke, No. Margarita...No, with the possibility of that changing as more margarita is consumed.

Favorite vegetable? Cucumber

Favorite meat? Chicken

What was the last book you read? The Sharing Knife - Passage

What zodiac sign are you? Pisces

...traffic sign? Dip Ahead

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? one set of ear piercings

Worst Habit? laziness

Best habit? Hugging my children

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride? Yes

Even if I was carrying a dead body? I would insist.

What is your favorite snort? The one Squishy makes when he laughs really hard.

Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude? optessimistic

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Probably ramble on so much that you would want to pull your hair out.

...if you were stuck on an escalator with me?
Probably ramble on so much that you would want to pull your hair out.

Worst thing to ever happen to you? Pancreatitus

Best thing I ever did to you? friended me back

Tell me one weird fact about you. The tips of my thumbs don't arch back.

...one weird fiction. Gave birth to puppies.

Do you have any pets? Yes, six

Do you want any pets? Don't need more, but I am always willing to pick up strays.

Do you have any children? Yes, mine and borrowed.

Do you want any children? Don't need more, but I am always willing to pick up strays.

Do you think children make good bait? Not for the right kind of man.

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
Wonder how you got my address.

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents?
I would start looking around for the hidden cameras.

What was your first impression of me? Amusing

...second impression? Amusing with a good laugh.

But enough about me, what do you think of me?
I like your writing style and I enjoy your firm grasp on the absurd.

Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Totally depends on the clown.

Do you think marmots are cute or scary? Marmots are cute, but I have an extra fondness for Capybaras. The bigger the rodent, the better.

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? weight

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Conscience. Anything else could get complicated. I'm not good with complicated.

...my sex partner or my conscience?
Conscience. Anything else could get complicated. I'm not good with complicated.

What color eyes do you have?
Brown

What color ears?
Pink, but they turn very bright when I blush.

Ever been arrested?
Nope.

...for prostitution?
Nope. As the line goes, "...I'm a housewife, we do it for free!"

White or red wine?
Yes

Dark or light beer?
dark

Mischievous or sweet?
Yes.

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Fix the dishwasher, buy a new computer, buy a bike, pay down debt.

Can I borrow $10,000?
Sorry, I spent it all.

What's your favorite place to hang at?
Family room

Do you believe in ghosts? Not usually

Do ghosts believe in you? Not usually

Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Computer, watch television, read, daydream

Other than masturbate? All the above with cleaner subjects.

Do you swear a lot?
Tons. Usually under my breath.

Do you sweat a lot?
Yes.

Do these pants make me look fat?
Ummm...of course not dear.

Biggest pet peeve?
the silent treatment. Holy crap! that drives me up a wall!

Smallest pet peeve?
Commercials

In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Talkative

Now in three words?
Ditsy, Talkative, Nurturing.

Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Oh yes!

What do you consider romantic?
Soft touches and strokes delivered delivered almost without thought while cuddling or when in group conversation.

Do you believe in God? I prefer the term Generic Omniscient Deity.

Do you believe in Dog? yes. Dog is worth believing in.

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