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Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Are you currently in a funny relationship?
What was your dream growing up?
What is your dream now?
What talent do you wish you had?
If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Would you consider it hitting on you?
What was the last book you read?
What zodiac sign are you?
What traffic sign are you?
Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?
Even if I was carrying a dead body?
What is your favorite snort?
Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me?
Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Best thing I ever did to you?
Tell me one weird fact about you.
Tell me one weird fiction about you.
Do you have any pets?
Do you want any pets?
Do you have any children?
Do you want any children?
Do you think children make good bait?
What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents?
What was your first impression of me?
What was your second impression of me?
But enough about me, what do you think of me?
Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Do you think marmots are cute or scary?
If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Would you be my sex partner or my conscience?
What color eyes do you have?
What color ears do you have?
Ever been arrested?
Ever been arrested for prostitution?
White or red wine?
Dark or light beer?
Mischievous or sweet?
If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Can I borrow $10,000?
What's your favorite place to hang at?
Do you believe in ghosts?
Do ghosts believe in you?
Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Other than masturbate?
Do you swear a lot?
Do you sweat a lot?
Do these pants make me look fat?
Biggest pet peeve?
Smallest pet peeve?
In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Now in three words?
Do you believe/appreciate romance?
What do you consider romantic?
Do you believe in God?
Do you believe in Dog?