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You are on my friends list, I want to know things about you. I don't care if we never talk, if you're more of a lurker, or if we already know everything about each other.

BE HONEST! Answer the questions in a comment, then repost on your own journal if you like.

Are you currently in a serious relationship?

Are you currently in a funny relationship?

What was your dream growing up?

What is your dream now?

What talent do you wish you had?

If I bought you a drink what would it be?

Would you consider it hitting on you?

Favorite vegetable?

Favorite meat?

What was the last book you read?

What zodiac sign are you?

What traffic sign are you?

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

Worst Habit?

Best habit?

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride?

Even if I was carrying a dead body?

What is your favorite snort?

Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude?

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me?

Worst thing to ever happen to you?

Best thing I ever did to you?

Tell me one weird fact about you.

Tell me one weird fiction about you.

Do you have any pets?

Do you want any pets?

Do you have any children?

Do you want any children?

Do you think children make good bait?

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents?

What was your first impression of me?

What was your second impression of me?

But enough about me, what do you think of me?

Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

Do you think marmots are cute or scary?

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

Would you be my sex partner or my conscience?

What color eyes do you have?

What color ears do you have?

Ever been arrested?

Ever been arrested for prostitution?

White or red wine?

Dark or light beer?

Mischievous or sweet?

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

Can I borrow $10,000?

What's your favorite place to hang at?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do ghosts believe in you?

Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

Other than masturbate?

Do you swear a lot?

Do you sweat a lot?

Do these pants make me look fat?

Biggest pet peeve?

Smallest pet peeve?

In one word, how would you describe yourself?

Now in three words?

Do you believe/appreciate romance?

What do you consider romantic?

Do you believe in God?

Do you believe in Dog?

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inked2x
May. 18th, 2008 03:24 pm (UTC)
Are you currently in a funny relationship? Define "funny"

What was your dream growing up? To make music videos or be a vet

What is your dream now? To be able to take a vacation someday

What talent do you wish you had? Math

If I bought you a drink what would it be? Glass of white zin

Would you consider it hitting on you? Considering most people don’t even realize I am female - no

Favorite vegetable? None – they all taste extremely bitter to me

Favorite meat? Burger

What was the last book you read? Small Favor

What zodiac sign are you? Taurus

What traffic sign are you? Mile Marker 40

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. Tattoos: 1. Winged hourglass – upper left arm 2. Rainstorm inside ivy covered shield w/eagle feather on side – right hip 3. Feathered ankle band – left ankle. Piercings: 1. Left ear – 2 2. Right ear - 1

Worst Habit? Can’t say – statute of limitations

Best habit? Every day I tell my daughter I love her

If you saw me walking down the street, would you offer me a ride? Sure

Even if I was carrying a dead body? I dunno if we could all fit in my car but we could try.

What is your favorite snort? Chicken

Do you have a pessimistic or optimistic attitude? Optimist with experience

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Tell you a joke

What would you do if you were stuck on an escalator with me? Keep riding on

Worst thing to ever happen to you? Long sad story that is really not worth the space to write about

Best thing I ever did to you? Made me feel human again

Tell me one weird fact about you. I read books from back to front

Tell me one weird fiction about you. I am really a 19 year old porn star nymphomaniac

Do you have any pets? Yep

Do you want any pets? Yep

Do you have any children? Yep

Do you want any children? Nope – I have one and I don’t want to be outnumbered

Do you think children make good bait? Depends what you are seeking – they can be a bit noisy

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? So?

What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly with presents? Hurray!!!

What was your first impression of me? You made me smile

What was your second impression of me? You are a very complicated person

But enough about me, what do you think of me? Hey, I thought this was about me!!

Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Ick

Do you think marmots are cute or scary? Furry

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Weight and better boobs

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Depends on the crime

Would you be my sex partner or my conscience? Depends on the sex

What color eyes do you have? Grey

What color ears do you have? Huh, I didn’t hear you

Ever been arrested? No

Ever been arrested for prostitution? Arrested? No

White or red wine? White

Dark or light beer? Light

Mischievous or sweet? A little of both

If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Pay bills

Can I borrow $10,000? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

What's your favorite place to hang at? Varies - bookstore

Do you believe in ghosts? Unsure

Do ghosts believe in you? Probably not

Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Spare time, what’s that?

Other than masturbate? Don’t even have time for that right now

Do you swear a lot? At times

Do you sweat a lot? At times

Do these pants make me look fat? Who is wearing pants?

Biggest pet peeve? People who say they will do something and don’t follow through

Smallest pet peeve? Chickens

In one word, how would you describe yourself? Weird

Now in three words? Another inked mom

Do you believe/appreciate romance? I don’t have much experience with it but I hear it can be nice

What do you consider romantic? Flowers, dinner at a place other than McDonalds,snuggling,not slamming the door behind me when I leave

Do you believe in God? I dunno anymore

Do you believe in Dog? Woof!


Edited at 2008-05-18 03:26 pm (UTC)

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