Women are like cars because: The used ones are a better value One with a big trunk can haul more stuff If you lube 'em right, they stop squeaking There are ones you can rent if you're only gonna be in town for a while They get cranky on cold mornings Most problems can be fixed with money (Corrolary: most times you spend money to fix problems, it's expensive) The ones with the sexy curves are the most fun to drive and cost the most money to maintain The older they get, the harder they are to keep shiny Good rubber is important A tight rear end makes forthe best ride When you get tired of 'em, you can always get a new one