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Daily misogyny

Women are like cars because:


  • The used ones are a better value

  • One with a big trunk can haul more stuff

  • If you lube 'em right, they stop squeaking

  • There are ones you can rent if you're only gonna be in town for a while

  • They get cranky on cold mornings

  • Most problems can be fixed with money

  • (Corrolary: most times you spend money to fix problems, it's expensive)

  • The ones with the sexy curves are the most fun to drive and cost the most money to maintain

  • The older they get, the harder they are to keep shiny

  • Good rubber is important

  • A tight rear end makes forthe best ride

  • When you get tired of 'em, you can always get a new one

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