The good news is that it's unlikely that Nookie will be totalled. His estimation was that with a late model vehicle, it would take all the surfaces needing replacement as well as significant glass breakage for that to happen. Since there was no glass breakage and the passenger side seems pretty good, it's about an 80% chance of full recovery.
The bad news is that because of the disaster nature and the sheer number of damaged vehicles from this hailstorm, the soonest that an adjuster can even look at her is in a week.
I can live with that. She's drivable, and not safety compromised at all. I'm sure there are people with a lot worse damage.