2. Marmot (or magicmarmot)
3. Speelunk Chairsucker.
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
2. Lord Hedon
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Pretty eyes. Yuh-huh. Or so I've heard.
2. I'm decently strong.
3. Good kisser. I'm counting that as a physical thing.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Percentage of fat content.
2. Upper body muscle tone.
3. Cranky oldness.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Women. Okay "scare" may be the wrong word.
2. Being trapped. Not claustrophobia.
3. Being trapped by women.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
2. Internet connection
3. Pooch time
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. Polo shirt
2. Black slacks
3. Crown of Thorns (virtual)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
2. Tom Waits
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW):
1. LOS (Rammstein)
2. Curse of Millhaven (Nick Cave)
3. Dogs Were Barking (Gogol Bordello)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
3. Playful, joyful sex.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
1. I am actually certified sane.
2. I've never been in prison.
3. There is someone in my life who I would say "yes" to if she would only ask.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Okay, let's step away from the obvious for a minute, shall we? I'm also taking this as my preferences, since no two women are quite the same physically. And this isn't a sexual appreciation soo much as an aesthetic one.
1. Muscle tone, particularly in the thighs, ass, and abs. I've gained a new appreciation for abs lately, but there is a certain "streamlined" look that brings me happy.
2. Small but well-formed breasts.
3. The crease where the thigh joins the torso. I don't know what it's called, but it's a favorite bit.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Making movies. Yes, it's a hobby.
2. Designing props and animatronics.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Okay, I don't want to do anything badly, I want to do everything well. In the meantime, let's ask about three things that I desire and crave, yes?
1. A slow, lazy weekend in bed with a favorite lady.
2. To finish the porch.
3. To make my next weight loss milestone.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Massage Therapist (CMT/LMT).
3. On-air radio personality.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
3. The Netherlands and other parts of europe.
THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Peter Ramrod
2. Rod Ramdick
3. Dick Rampeter
Yes, I'm twelve.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Have a movie that I've produced and directed be in general release in theaters and be well-accepted.
2. Find the woman of my dreams.
3. Invent and ingest the cure for death.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY YOUR SEX:
1. I have a lot of tools, and I know how to use them.
2. I'm not exactly a clean freak.
3. I like going to strip clubs.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. I'm sweet, sensitive, and caring.
2. I love to cuddle.
3. I have stuffed animals in my bedroom.