that shit is vintage, man!

*RETCH*

Clean your fridge!

I just vomited a little in my mouth.

Granted.

OK, that's scary.

Eeewwww!

It says something about modern preservatives that it could be this old and not be immediately, obviously vile the moment you opened the container. I'm not sure that's a good thing, I'm just pointing it out.

It's only TWO year. Comeon!

Ewwwww!

I've eaten yogurt that was a couple months past its expiration and that was fine. This is pushing it.

Eeeeewwwwwww!!!!

Not to worry. I've had little-used condiments in my fridge hit the 2 year mark. But being little-used, I checked the date first.

My grandmother had a small bottle of macadamia nuts from the Barbados (or was it Jamaica?) in her refrigerator for more than 10 years. I finally convinced her to throw them out when they were nearly crumbled to dust.

2 years is nothin'. Just as long as you don't end up with some strange, incurable live culture, yogurt-based food poisoning. That would be very bad.