Looking back, did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl?
Oh hells yes. I still do. I'm a guy. It's like asking if your dog ever farts.
Anything been heavy on your heart lately?
Worried about Sadie I suppose.
What's your favorite card game?
Who was the last person you called?
I called Trey this morning, and I called the insurance guy after that. And I called and left a message with Tiff. I think that's about it.
Anything you're giving up on?
Constantly. It's called learning.
Are you open about your feelings or closed off?
Most of the time pretty open. Lately, more closed. Choixez.
Think of the person you told "I love you" last, did you mean it?
What, the hooker? Naw, I just told her that to get a freebie.
No, wait, it was my mom. And yes, I meant it.
No, wait, it was your mom. And she gave me the freebie.
Do you hate any of your ex's?
I don't really do hate. And I'm far too sweet for any of them to hate me.
What's your biggest turn on?
Now see, if I told you that, you could use it to turn me on all the time...
Who would you say you're best friends with right now?
I don't think I would say. All of my friends are different. Trying to classify a best is like trying to pick a best movie or favorite color.
What's your theme song right now?
What's a goal you wanna reach soon?
A new theme song, probably.
Cleaning the house enough to host a party, or have people over for entertainment purposes.
Finishing the porch.
Finishing a movie.
Losing 50 more pounds.
Ever cried because of happiness?
I've laughed until I've cried, does that count?
What's some things people hate about you?
The way I'm always judging people and blabbing their secrets to the world.
Thought about someone today?
What do you hate about your best friend?
Their oddly smelly rubber band collection.
Are you in love with the last member of the opposite sex you spoke to?
Uh... I don't think so.
Overall mood today?
Tummy-sick most of the day.
What's something you say too much?
So. So is for beavers.
Know anyone who's been drunk recently?
Are you happy with who you are?
Do you judge others?
For enough money, sure.
Do you enjoy drama?
I prefer comedy. Or horror.
Would it hurt seeing someone kiss with the last girl/guy you kissed?
Hmm... It would depend on a lot of factors. It would tweak, certainly.
Who do you tell everything to?
Where do you live?
Mostly in my head.
How many friends do you have?
Seventeen and two-thirds.
Did you speak to your mother today?
How many months until your birthday?
Where is your sister right now?
One in Florida, one in Arizona.
What are you listening to?
What color is your hair?
Sort of an off-buffalo.
What is the last movie you watched?
Black Snake Moan.
Who's bothering you right now?
At this immediate moment, nobody.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
The day between our birthdays.
Are you happy?
For the most part.
Do you miss someone?
Not as much anymore since my aim improved.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
I've done so in the past.
Who was the last person you gave your number to?
Your mama. After the freebie.
How good is Coca-Cola?
I drank it for 30 years.
Where is your number one right now?
I don't know exactly. I don't need to.
How was your day; what'd you do?
Sucky. Worked with gut pain all day.
When was the last time you cleaned your room?
I think it was in the spring.
Are you taking anyone for granted?
I would hope not.
Where do you hide your money?
In that little place between my scrotum and anus colloquially known as the 'taint'.
Hey, can anyone break a twenty?
Your momma could. With her tongue.
How did you wake up this morning?
I don't honestly know.
Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
I think sunset. It's more often associated with the lead-in to lovin'. Sunrise is an indicator you've been awake too long.
Last time someone surprised you?
Barb threw me a surprise party on my 40. That was pretty awesome. I've had a few smaller ones since then.
What's the last bone you broke?
Wait, my bones, right? We're not counting anyone else's?
How many letters are in your last name?
Six different ones.
What are you excited about?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
None of my own.
When was the last time you danced with a boy/girl?
I don't think I've ever danced with a boy/girl. And they prefer the term "hermaphrodite".
Do you curse a lot?
Not a lot.
Do you drink bottled water?
Can you read other people's expressions?
Have you ever kissed someone named Joey?
Not that I can remember.
Are your ears gauged?
Most hated food?
What's your favorite song?
Can't throw down on that.
Did your last kiss mean anything?
What's something you wish you could understand more?
The language of the elders.
Have you lost friends in the past years?
What's the last thing that made you smile?
That kiss we were talking about earlier.