Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam
magicmarmot

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WTF??!?

DO YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE OR APARTMENT?
Yes. Yes I do.

DO YOU ENJOY PEOPLE WATCHING FROM YOUR HOME?
Well, it depends on the people that are watching from my home, why they're in my home, and what they're watching.

DO YOU EVER SEE ANY NEIGHBORS NAKED?
Uh, no.

DO YOU MASTURBATE WHILE LOOKING OUT YOUR WINDOW AT HAPLESS PASSERSBY?
Well, I haven't until now...

DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
Yes.

DO THEY TAKE UP LOTS OF YOUR TIME?
Well, not lots.

DO YOU EVER WANT TO TASTE THEIR EXCREMENT?
Hmm, let me think on this a bit. I'll get back to you.

DO YOU ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS?
Some of them, yes. Mostly because of time off work.

DO YOU SPEND THE HOLIDAYS WITH FRIENDS OR FAMILY OR BOTH?
Depends on the holiday and the friends.

DO YOU FIND THE HOLIDAYS A DIFFICULT TIME OF YEAR?
Not overly.

DO YOU HAVE ANY HOLIDAY TRADITIONS?
Other than masturbating at hapless passersby while noshing on pet excrement, no.

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT JESUS WHO DIED ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS?
Wow, talk about a room silencer.

DO YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS YOU ARE GRATEFUL FOR DURING THE HOLIDAYS?
Yes. From 3 to 4 pm on the nearest Saturday. Unless I'm napping.

DO YOU EVER WANT TO SHOWER IN THE BLOOD OF CHRIST, TO RUB HIS ESSENCE INTO YOUR SKIN UNTIL YOUR HOMICIDAL RAGE QUIETS DOWN AND YOU ARE ABLE TO STOP THE KILLING?
Ever?

DO YOU WORK MORE OR LESS THAN 40 HOURS PER WEEK?
Probably.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR WORK?
Most of the time.

DO YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T WORK EVEN DESERVE TO LIVE?
Some of them, maybe.

DO YOU LIKE HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS WASTING YOUR TAX MONEY PAYING FOR LAZY PEOPLE TO HAVE ABORTIONS?
Yes. Yes I do.

WHAT IS YOUR RACE?
I'm not really sure what I'm fastest at.

DO YOU HAVE MAY FRIENDS OF OTHER RACES?
I think everybody has their own race.

ARE YOU AFRAID OF OTHER RACES BECAUSE YOU KNOW DEEP IN YOUR HEART THAT YOURS IS AN INFERIOR RACE THAT DESERVES TO DIE OUT?
No, I'm afraid of them because they're evil.

DO YOU DONATE MONEY TO POLITICAL CAUSES?
Not anymore.

DO YOU LACK THE COURAGE TO TAKE ANY KIND OF ACTUAL STAND FOR THE THINGS YOU SUPPOSEDLY SAY YOU BELIEVE IN?

Yep.
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