1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
John Fischer

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Robert John

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
Wirobe

4.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Dog (sounds more like a drink...)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
John Minneapolis (not so much, eh? Sounds like I frequent hookers.)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning)
The Cobalt Kamikaze

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Roof (WTF?)

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Rocky Road Chocolate Chip (yeah, so very gangsta)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
Sadie Lyndale

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Fawn Sunny Beach