Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam

Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line while we assist other people whose calls are important to us as well. You may have to wait quite a while because a lot of people are out of work, and with our own budget cuts, we're trying to find ways to cut back, including delaying giving you the money that you're supposed to get, because if we ho;d on to it for a bit, we get the interest on it. We're sorry if this causes you issues such as late fees or reposessions, but since you're really just another statistic to us, though it makes us sad, we still have jobs and homes and sleep in a warm house at night.
Tags: angst, unemployment

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