September 11th, 2003


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Apparently I am quite jaded.

Last weekend, I neglected to remove the zombie corpse and skeleton from the Explorer. So this week I have been driving around with the corpse in the passenger seat and the skeleton in the back. The ladies at McDonalds love me, and they've enjoyed it quite a bit.

Today, my boss came to me and pulled me into the conference room. Apparently there were complaints from some of the people that work here that they found it "too disturbing", and I was asked to remove them from sight.

Bear in mind that I have been parking at the far side of the parking lot but was asked to move closer to the building so they could get to the trailers.

I am amused that some people found it disturbing. And the boss was pretty amazed that anyone was seriously put out by what amounts to a large doll.

Then again, I have had more than one query this week if it was a real corpse.

And one request to buy one.

Maybe I should start a new business...

(no subject)

Think of the people you know. I would hazard a guess that most of them you would consider above average.

Then consider an average person.

Then think that by definition, half of the population is below average.

Many of them live in Owatonna.