September 8th, 2004


(no subject)


Crunch Boy does not exist. I repeat, Crunch Boy does not exist. What I mentioned in a previous post was simply a fluke that had nothing to do with any character, living or dead.
Also, there is no governmental entity called the Department of Cereal Standards. There is no "enforcement arm" of said nonexistent organization.
Cartoon characters that populate cereal boxes simply do not exist in reality. I am clearly a mentally disturbed individual, and nothing that I say can be trusted as having a true basis in reality.

However, I would like to point out that cereal high in fiber is an excellent way to start your day, and should always be a part of a nutritious, balanced breakfast. As a matter of fact, you should go buy some now. Move along. There is nothing to see here.

(no subject)

Got a call this evening from saveau. Apparently he got home to go work on cleaning out the front porch, only to find it bare. Bryan had kicked ass and made all of the incredibly, horribly rotten stuff go away and into the big-ass dumpster all by himself.

Have I mentioned that Bryan kicks ass?

That is a major piece of work; we were originally estimating three days worth. I cannot express what incredibly good news this is to my ears.

So there will now commence the tearing off of the roof and the siding to establish how much damage there is. Fortunately, it looks as if the primary structure of the porch is solid, and can be repaired.

Note that the basement has also been primarily excavated, at least the main room. There may actually be some room to work down there as necessary.

The Great Purging has begun.
  • Current Mood
    giddy giddy