December 5th, 2004

insane

(no subject)

You scored as Nerd Cat. Holy crap, poindexter. Try buying some new specs instead of taping them together. Yeah, Bill Gates made a lot of money, but he's also the devil. You've got a long way to go.

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Nerd Cat

92%

Derranged Cat

83%

Ninja Cat

58%

Couch Potato Cat

50%

Pissed at the World Cat

50%

Love Machine Cat

33%

Drunk Cat

33%

Which Absurd Cat are you?
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But my favorite one is this:

Pissed at the World cat

LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN A THEATER:National Treasure
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW:I'm not reading a book right now, I'm typing.
FAVORITE BOARD GAME:Talisman. Or Rail Baron.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Embedded Systems Journal or Hainted Attraction
FAVORITE SMELLS: Neck, sex, garlic
COMFORT FOOD: Meat
FAVORITE SOUNDS: Water
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:Betrayal of a trusted friend
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING:Depends on the morning. Usually "five more minutes"
FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE:Hmmm... Subway or Wendy's
FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: I don't have any future children.
FINISH THIS STATEMENT: "IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY, I WOULD":make movies
DO YOU DRIVE FAST:Faster than some.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL: Nope. At home, I sleep with my pup. In iowa, I sleep with a stuffed pillow.
STORMS -- COOL OR SCARY:Yes.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR:1970 AMC Hornet.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:Margaritas
FINISH THIS STATEMENT,'IF I HAD THE TIME, I WOULD LOVE TO': Make more movies
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI:Yes. I peel them first thugh.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE: 114A
GLASS HALF-EMPTY OR FULL:Twice as big as it needs to be
HOW MANY CITIES/TOWNS HAVE YOU LIVED IN: less than ten.
FAVORITE PLACE TO RELAX: Hot tub
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Naked Jell-O Wrestling
WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED: Monsters
TOILET PAPER/ PAPER TOWEL--OVER OR UNDER: Over.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

insane

(no subject)

Party at Kristianne's last night, combination of her birthday and Christmas party.

Rick, the beast was not there.

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And now, I must head back to Iowa.
insane

(no subject)

Poll #397873 Ethics

Let's say that you're shopping in a grocery store, and this grocery store sells liquor. You notice an obviously homeless couple; he's stuffing packages of meat into his jacket, and she's stuffing a couple of bottles of booze into hers. What would you do?

Confront them directly and tell them to put the stuff back.
0(0.0%)
Notify the store manager immediately.
4(28.6%)
Give them ten minutes headstart, then notify the manager.
2(14.3%)
Nothing.
6(42.9%)
Something else.
2(14.3%)
insane

(no subject)

Yeah! Especially portabello!

You scored as Mushrooms. Shrooms! You're still goin for one of the most natural drugs. You'd like to visit a whole other world, and see things you've never seen before. Fucking trippy.

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Mushrooms

75%

Inhalents

62%

None!

50%

Marijuana

50%

Cocaine

44%

Alcohol

38%

Ecstacy

38%

What's your ideal drug?
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