January 1st, 2005


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Well, there ya go. Watched Ecks vs. Sever and missed New Years by seven minutes.

Ah, well.

Ecks vs. Sever wasn't as bad as I had been led to believe. Pretty simple story, decent acting, really messy directing. I'm thinking music videos.

Not a great film, but worth the six bucks for the DVD.

And now, off to bed. I got them sleepies.

Happy noo year.

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I don't do new year's resolutions. Primarily because I find that the time for resolve is now, when it's needed.

That being said, this was cute:

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Spend more time snuggling puppies.
Drink more beer.
Spend more time surfing porn at work.
Get fired from my current job.
Masturbating at least twice a day.
Procrastinate more.
Become a slut.
Get myself admitted to a mental institution.
Bang the girl who lives next door.
Become anti-social.
Become one with my inner sociopath.

Get your resolution here

I modified it a little. So spank me.

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I pretty much just got done with all of the prep for some crock-pot based pasta sauce, or what I call Salsa Mañana. Yeah, I know, technically it's not salsa, but I like the alliteration.
It rained last night, then froze on everything. If I look out my window, everything is glazed like a Christmas ham, but less tasty. And there is the occasional bit of cussing as folks scrape the frosty goodness off of their windshields.
Thinking of going to see The Darkness. Or maybe running out to Breast Buy and getting a couple more DVDs to add to the collection of movies that I haven't watched yet.
Or I could go to CompUSA and get a USB hard drive.

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So I made it two steps out the door before slipping on the ice. It's amazing-- almost completely invisible, but between 1/8" and 1/4" thick everywhere.
I'm gonna put on a different pair of shoes and try again, but I'm thinking maybe driving may not be the best today.

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So I braved the wilds of West Des Moines.

Remember the layer of ice on everything? Add to that a light drizzle and heavy fog. Think of the automotive equivalent of ice skating.

Went to Breast Buy and gorged on DVDs.
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Then went to The Darkness.

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And now to eat some spaghetti and watch bad movies.