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January 30th, 2005

Scramble in the interim.

It's 5 in the morning, and I'm the last person in this plane still awake.

I don't think my brain is actually full-on, as I keep getting dream images running through my head. I am a puddly barrel of black goo with a polished brass plaque. I am licked by senators and various curious mammals who want to taste but don't stop to chat, but are jonesing in that furious way, their tongues getting forced into every little crack and cranny as if to get the last tiny drop out of every taste.

And then I am on the floor in a small room, naked on the linoleum, and I notice it's real Linoleum and not the vinyl shit that they make today. I am alone in the room but somehow I know there are people watching, hungry eyes in the dark, and I fart.

Then I am in the sky, falling and flying and free, passing through clouds of honey-gold warmth and I am not afraid even though I know I'm going to die.

Then I am a condiment in a salad bar, thinking condiment thoughts, both wanting to be used because that is the sole reason for my existence and being terrified because each taste brings me closer to my eventual demise.

Tales of sex and death.

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You are Rob Wilco!  You own Bucky Katt and Satchell Pooch, even if it doesn't seem like it at times.  You are very sarcastic and do your best to co-exist with your pets.
You are Rob Wilco! You own Bucky Katt and Satchell
Pooch, and put up with their antics constantly.
You work in an Ad Agency, and do your best to
balance work and dealing with your pets. You
listen to Leo Kottke and like the New Zealand
All Blacks along with many other great things.
You are very sarcastic and generally wear
glasses.


Which Get Fuzzy Character Are You?
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Found on a search for Andre Serrano...

Other works in the "Piss, Shit, Jizz and Blood" show at the National Gallery include:


  • Piss Head - a photo of a human head immersed in a bucket of urine

  • Piss Off - showing two men in a urinating competition, where the last one widdling wins

  • Piss Piss - depicting a bucket of urine immersed in a bucket of urine

  • Piss Christ - Andre Serrano's controversial photo depicting a crucifix immersed in a bucket of urine

  • Take My Body and Eat It - a candid holiday snap of cannibals at play

  • Piss Take - a movie clapper-board immersed in a bucket of urine

  • Piss Weak - a photo of a glass of urine immersed in water

  • Piss Artist - a photo of Andre Serrano drinking beer

The exhibition will run until vandals and religious fruitcakes destroy everything with hammers.

http://www.gorskys.com.au/articles/piss-take.html
Here is your nickname:

Fabulous Frisky Lips

http://www.gorskys.com.au/active/nickname-generator.php#Anchor-Generate-49575


Your X-Men Genetic Mutation is...
Punctualationism - Power to change traffic lights to green on approach.


Your Result: Elvis Lives!
Your Score: 87

Your world is full of conspiracies, theories, suppositions and conclusions.

You know Hitler never died in that bunker, that JFK was secreted away to the USSR for medical experiments, and that George W Bush is really a glove puppet.

You haven't had sex in a long time, either, have you?

Jan. 30th, 2005

Feeling neither profound nor entertaining at the moment.

Had a pretty downtime day today. Slept almost 12 hours, then spent another 5 or so on chat. I did manage to cut some steel and clean up just a bit, but it's been really pretty low-energy. And you know, it was good.

And now, I think, bed.

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