March 5th, 2005


(no subject)

Because of the significance of the end of April for me this year with multiple milestones converging at the same time, I'm thinking of having a major party to celebrate.
Considering that I'll be coming home from Des Moines and the Job from Hell, and considering how long it's been since I've had lascivious female contact, I'm thinking of theming it something like a prison homecoming.

So what kind of party games, decorations and the like would be good? What would you do for a friend who was getting out of prison after 14 months?

I'm thinking a poolside room at the Sheraton with the hot tub, but I'm open to other thoughts.