July 28th, 2005

insane

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A monkey sitting at a typewriter will type the collected works of Shakespeare
before you will make a woman feel ATTRACTION for you by engaging her in logical
conversation.


If this is true, I'm never dating again.
insane

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Holy Zeus on a rubber crutch.

Hello, I was hoping to hear back from you! Well
anyways, hereare the pics!!

http://www.blissfulsolution.com/carrie00

My profile is listed inside the site under
"NaughtyNaughty".I decided to post my personal info
(i.e. phone #and my personal email address) inside
this site for 3simple reasons. 1)It's DISCREET 2)I
never haveto worry about being contacted by children
sinceonly adults are allowed within the site and 3)all
thereplies I receive are genuine. Well, I do hope to
hearfrom you...I guess I'll find out just how serious
you really are :)

Carrie

***The following is a
requirementofthewww.blissfulsolution.comwebsite:

"If you are offended by adult material or are not
oflegal age to view such material, or if you simply
wouldnot like to hear from any members from this
website,follow this link to be
removed:"http://www.blissfulsolution.com/subscription.php



I just have to think it would be horrible for carrie6677mitchell@yahoo.com to be subscribed to some sort of e-mail service that provides offers of various kinds to its members...
insane

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Poll #541342 Just for fun

Why aren't we dating?

I'm a dude, dude.
2(10.5%)
We live too far apart.
0(0.0%)
I'm married/already have a significant other.
2(10.5%)
I only date within my own species.
0(0.0%)
I'm a lesbian/don't swing that way.
0(0.0%)
You're too old for me.
0(0.0%)
You're too old for anyone.
0(0.0%)
You're too kinky for me.
0(0.0%)
You're not kinky enough for me.
0(0.0%)
The Dark Ones say that I must wait...
1(5.3%)
I am clinically insane.
0(0.0%)
I am currently incarcerated.
0(0.0%)
The thought of sex with you makes me vomit, just a little.
0(0.0%)
I don't like zombies.
0(0.0%)
You never asked.
0(0.0%)

(cont'd)

Dude, I've seen your house and it frightens me.
0(0.0%)
You frighten me.
0(0.0%)
I'm too intimidated to ask.
1(10.0%)
Because I'm beautiful, and you're not.
0(0.0%)
I thought you were gay.
0(0.0%)
You're too busy.
1(10.0%)
You have no aura of mystery anymore.
0(0.0%)
Children fear you.
0(0.0%)
I'm allergic to dogs/cats/zombies.
0(0.0%)
You don't have enough money.
1(10.0%)
You have no sense of style.
0(0.0%)
I have no short-term memory.
0(0.0%)
I have no short-term memory.
0(0.0%)
We are dating. You just don't remember. And you owe me 20 bucks.
2(20.0%)
Other...
2(20.0%)
insane

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The comment statistics meme.


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It strikes me that this would be more interesting as a two-variable graph where one axis is elapsed time since earliest comment. Kind of showing a time-density of commentors.
insane

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So as a part of digging into the various dating sites, there are personality tests. The one at True.com is pretty elaborate, but trying to get results is a bit of a runaround.

Thought they were interesting.

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I don't know that I agree with all of these, but it's reasonably close.