October 15th, 2005
Min, God of Fertility
Min was a fertility god that was believed to bestow sexual powers to all men. He was also the God of rain who was a generative force of nature. He was honored in the coronation rites of the pharaohs to ensure their sexual vigor and the production of a male heir.
You obviously wish to display your reproductive capabilities, which were obviously appreciated in ancient Egyptian times. It's not as appreciated nowadays, no, but this really isn't a 'bad' god to be associated with, just don't make your extreme fertility interfere with the law.
Pork, pork, pork.