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December 1st, 2005

WTF?

4:33 in the morning AGAIN.

Headache to beat the butcher's wife.

Dec. 1st, 2005

Do you suffer from the nightmare of suspicion and doubt caused by the infidelity of a cheating spouse? 

I just cannot fathom the atmosphere of distrust that it would take for me to call in the FBI to discover if my wife was having an affair. The one time it was an issue, I just asked.

But the FBI?

Dec. 1st, 2005

Better mental space today. Physical space, not so much.

Keynote of the day: just because something can be done does not mean it should be done.

The headache this morning blossomed into a near-nuclear event which laid me waste until after 10:00. Industrial-strength decongestants and enough ibuprofen to make a horse loopy, and I'm able to function at a rudimentary level, meaning I can spell things like rudimentary. I'm pretty good, but for the nausea.

Bould, boulder, bouldest.
Could, coulder, couldest.
Should, Shoulder, Shouldest.

Language sucks.

Cat logic:
This heavy expensive thing is up high. I don't like heavy expensive thing up high. I shall make heavy expensive thing down low.
Sound of heavy expensive thing falling made loud noise, which was scary. I shall vomit on heavy expensive thing and let it know who is boss.


It is Cat Law.
I keep forgetting that lucyruthe is a fellow Taurus, so I was a little surprised to see the following horoscope:

These may be some tense weeks for you, as Mars slows to a 'station' in your birth sign. I recognise that Taurus is going through what seems like a prolonged phase of constant testing. Both emotions and events associated with Mars changing direction are likely to bring a sense of release, but you're not quite there yet. You would, however, do well to ask about the exact nature of the tension in the air, and how you can work with it. Tension is energy, and this one seems to be about a contradiction between fear and desire. See if you can sort out those two experiences.
Hrm.

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<*sigh*>

I can think of a lot of things that I'd rather be doing than what I'm doing at work right now.

Most of them involve adventurous scantily-clad college girls and quantities of booze.

Note: this statement is generic enough that it can be inserted just about anywhere at any time.

Jungle Mary Bang Bang tonight. It's good and good for you.

Plus I need to walk the dog tonight and get some exercise myself. I was doing some ballet stretches last night (quit laughing, I'm quite graceful when I want to be. I said QUIT LAUGHING!) and discovered that while I'm out of practice stretching, I'm actually in better muscular shape than I thought.

Feeling lonely. No big surprise there.

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