December 5th, 2005


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Tough going today. I don't know if it's the cold or what, but my hands feel like they were stepped on by Nazi Mistresses in high-heel boots, and they just ache today. Ache to the point of having difficulty doing things like typing and opening bottles of ibuprofen.

Really, everything aches, but my hands seem to be bearing the brunt of it.

(no subject)

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I gave dracut a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In October I pulled jmanna's hair (-5 points). In September I put money in vwbuglover's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-10 points). For Christmas I deserve to be punished by a Swedish Bikini Mistress!


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