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December 9th, 2005

Dec. 9th, 2005

Ganked.
Happy Kitty is a newfangled sex toy for women. I know that there are at least a couple of women on my list who might rather enjoy the concept, so consider it a public service.
Topic of discussion:

What are the things that make a relationship different than a friendship?

My own selfish reasonsCollapse )
My horoscope for today:

I'm slightly nervous about giving you your prediction. What if I say the wrong thing? What if I inadvertently use a word you don't like? What if I suggest something that doesn't fit your idea of how things should be? You are very keen, at the moment, to keep a difficult situation under control.
Really, you would be far better off caring less, worrying less and relaxing more. Let what wants to happen, happen. Regardless of what seems to be threatening you, nothing is quite as serious or as crucial as you fear.


Oy. Cluefish much?

What's your excuse?

You're not my type. I only do women.
3(18.8%)
I live too far away.
0(0.0%)
You're too old.
0(0.0%)
You're too young.
0(0.0%)
I'm just not attracted to you.
1(6.2%)
I've seen you naked.
0(0.0%)
I'm too shy.
0(0.0%)
I'm afraid I'd fall in love with you.
0(0.0%)
I'm allergic to cat/dog hair.
0(0.0%)
You smell like a monkey.
0(0.0%)
I'm already taken, otherwise I'd be all over you.
1(6.2%)
You're just too damn creepy.
0(0.0%)
I'd be intimidated by your presence.
0(0.0%)
I'm afraid it just wouldn't be as good as the fantasy.
0(0.0%)
In my mind, I'm doing you right now.
2(12.5%)
Oh, yeah, cast party for PREY tonight. Happening at Valentino's. And it strikes me that it's gonna be weird as hell going there without a truck full of lighting gear.
Just got the annual distribution of the harassment policy, and something really popped out at me.

Under "Examples of harassing behavior may include, but are not limited to", one of the bullet points reads:

Comments, either verbal or written, that are interpreted as threatening


It's pretty much boilerplate legalese, but it makes me wonder. I know that intent is notoriously difficult to prove, but relying on interpretation seems disintuitive. I suppose in a legal sense it opens the door for a judge's interpretation of the events, or at least some sort of arbitration. But it seems that leaving the wording as vague as that opens up the door for lawsuits.

I'm just surprised is all.
Strangely calm, and maybe a bit content. Probably because it's Friday, and I get to sleep in tomorrow without guilt.

I do have a bunch of stuff to do. Laundry, dog stuff (I'd really like to take Sadie to the park and give her a chance to sniff other dog's butts) and kitchen cleaning among them. And I suppose I should spruce up the upstairs room and the bathrooms a bit so those coming over are not completely overcome with revulsion.

And maybe I should start having a social life again. Or at least thinking about it.

It's like riding a bicycle. Except that your family was killed and eaten by a giant robotic bicycle that to this day haunts your nightmares and makes you shit chain grease. You'd certainly never forget that.

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