January 7th, 2006


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Wow, here's a new one:

2391 Beds 152 Koningin Julianaplein 21,
Den Haag, the
(Lotto affiliate with Subscriber Agents).
From: Susan
(Lottery Coordinator)
Website: www.lotto.nl
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the
Lotto NL Winners International programs held on the 24th, December,
2005. Your e-mail address attached to ticket #: 00903228100 with prize
# 778009/UK drew €1,000,000.00 which was first in the 2ndclass of the
draws. You are to receive €1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros). Because
mix up in cash pay-outs, we ask that you keep your winning information
confidential until your money (€1,000,000.00) has been fully remitted
to you by our accredited pay-point bank. This measure must be adhere to
avoid loss of your cash prize - winners of our cash prizes are advised
to adhere to these instructions to forestall the abuse of this program
by other participants. It's important to note that this draws were
conducted formally, and winners are selected through an internet ballot
system from 60,000 individual and companies e-mail addresses - the
draws are conducted around the world through our internet based ballot
system. The promotion is sponsored and promoted Lotto NL. We
congratulate you once again. We hope you will use part of it in our
next draws; the jackpot winning is €85million. Remember, all winning
must be claimed not later than 20 days. After this date all unclaimed
cash prize will be forfeited and included in the next sweepstake.
Please, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications remember
to quote personal and winning numbers in all correspondence with us.
Congratulations once again from all members of Lotto NL. Thank you for
being part of our promotional program.
For immediate release of your
cash prize to you, please kindly contact our Paying Bank (Chartered
Finance & Securities Den Haag.)
Send them the following:
(i) Your
(ii) Contact telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Contact Address
(iv) Your winning numbers
(v) Quote amount won.
Contact person: Mr.
John Kane.
E-mail: charteredfsb77@netscape.net
Tel: +31 643178404
Congratulations once again.
Yours in service,
Susan Console

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I need to get the fuck out of the house.

I want to go to a place where there are a lot of pretty young women who will sit on my lap and tell me stories of whether they were naughty or nice.

Either that, Or I'm gonna start writing more really dark fiction.