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January 23rd, 2006

Jan. 23rd, 2006

Health stuff, probably TMI. Move along unless you really want to hear about things like texture.

The Byetta Chronicles, day 3Collapse )
For the purposes of this poll, assume that you've met someone and have agreed to a first alone-date with them, just the two of you.



Poll #658529 First date

What would you consider to be a good activity for a first date?

dinner and a movie
0(0.0%)
Call of Cthulhu
0(0.0%)
private dinner for two
0(0.0%)
strip club
0(0.0%)
kickboxing each other
0(0.0%)
going to see a band
0(0.0%)
dancing
0(0.0%)
cow tipping
0(0.0%)
robbing a convenience store
0(0.0%)
watching porn
0(0.0%)
making porn
0(0.0%)
watching DVDs on the couch and eating popcorn
0(0.0%)
sensual massages
0(0.0%)
smokin' some ganja
0(0.0%)
hotel room, hot tub, room service
0(0.0%)
bowling
0(0.0%)
comparing piercings/tattoos
0(0.0%)
homeless tipping
0(0.0%)
hookers and blow
0(0.0%)
going to church
0(0.0%)
making fake television commercials with your video camera
0(0.0%)
drinking heavily
0(0.0%)
spin the bottle
0(0.0%)

And hey, other suggestions are cool:

Try going to Google, and typing in "(your first name) was killed by", and see what interesting ways you've died so far ;-) Remember, you need the quotes, or it won't work.

Here's to having a common name:

Rob was killed by physics. As he always told me, you get away with it until you
don't.


Rob was killed by the impact.

Rob was killed by a young woman

"Rob was killed by a TOAD?" "Yes. He never should have picked it up."

Rob was killed by a fast "peanut-shaped" enemy from the tail end of a "swarm".

Rob was killed by Moroccian communist rebels for wearing his hat sideways

Your search - "magicmarmot was killed by" - did not match any documents.

Your search - "marmot was killed by" - did not match any documents.

Jan. 23rd, 2006

Dear Zool.

Xenical has become an over-the-counter recommendation as a weight-loss treatment.

Apparently the drug serves to "condition" you into eating less fat. It does this by converting some 25% of the fat into "something that your body doesn't like very much". The result, as one doctor put it, is "explosive diarrhea".

He said that the drug was "not too popular" among those patients that he prescribed it to.

Jan. 23rd, 2006

I now have in my hands the antidote to Brokeback Mountain.

D. E. B. S.

Recruited by the U.S. government for their unique ability to lie, cheat and fight, Amy, Max, Janet and Dominique join an underground academy of secret agents known only as D.E.B.S. These crime fighting hotties set out to save the world and keep their lipstick perfectly applied while doing so. Now the girls must combine their skills for their most important mission- to capture vexing vixen Lucy Diamond, the deadliest criminal the world has ever known. When D.E.B.S. star player, Amy, falls for Lucy, chaos erupts and the D.E.B.S. loyalty is put to the test.


Picked it up on the used DVD shelf based on the preview from one of my bad horror DVDs. avindair, this is a movie like we should make.

No, really, it's a lot of fun. Hot PG lezzzzzbian love, pretty set design, and the best sidecick evar.

I shall inflict this on others! Bwa-ha ha ha ha HA HA!

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