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February 1st, 2006

If I was born a hundred years earlier, I'd be dead by now.

Side effect of the medication: muscle stiffness, my ass. This isn't muscle stiffness. This is freaking pain, you assholes. I can't turn my head very far to the left, and I can't turn it to the right at all. A handful of ibuprofen is starting to cut through it, but suck my kiss, this hurts.

Really hard time getting to sleep last night. Way too much going on, keeping me stressed: I'm worried about having enough money and time and energy to finish the front porch, worried about finishing the movie, worried about my health, worried about my dog.

BERLIN (Reuters) - Officers soon saw through a German driver who posed as an acquaintance when he was stopped for drunk driving -- he forgot his alter ego had a glass eye, police said Tuesday.

Police in the western city of Bochum said the driver's details seemed to be correct when he told them who he was -- until their records showed the man matching his description was registered as having a glass eye. A torch beam shone in face soon disproved this, however.

"His eye responded to stimulus. So then he said he used to have a glass eye, but didn't any more," said a Bochum police spokesman.

"It seems he was impersonating someone he knew well.

A search uncovered the man's true identity, and that he had already lost his license for a previous offence.
For some reason, I am inordinately amused by Microsoft PowerPoi.

After you die...
Reincarnated as Yourself

After death, you will be reborn again as yourself. You will live the same life, unbeknownst to you. However, you will have vivid moments of déjà vu, as you probably have now.

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Damn... same result I got last time...

<td align="center"> Magicmarmot's random George Bush quote:


"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."

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<td align="center">Your walk is:


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Looks just like me.

<td align="center"> magicmarmot's rejected candle scent:


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