The Illusionist

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In other weirdness, I am madly craving roast duck. I can't remember the last time I had roast duck, but I'm pretty sure it was back pre-Laughing Cup, back when it was Stevie Rays, and probably even before the stage was in place. Plus as I was driving back to work, I had the maddening urge to smash trash cans with the 'Sploder. It's actually got me a little worried about my sanity.

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If there is someone on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

werewolf

A werewolf is an animal from folklore which can change from human to wolf and back again and is believed to consume human flesh or blood. (Wer is an Old English term for man.) While there are no documented cases of any human turning into a wolf and back, there are documented cases of humans who believed they were werewolves. To suffer from such a delusion is known as lycanthropy.

Some have speculated that certain excessively hairy individuals resemble wolves and that the legend of the werewolf may have a basis in the genetic disorder known as hypertrichosis or in some other endocrine disorder, such as adrenal virilism, basophilic adenoma of the pituitary, masculinizing ovarian tumors, or Stein-Leventhal syndrome.

There are currently three "cube meetings" happening around me. I can't concentrate.

Attention span of a gnat.

Something is wrong-- can't concentrate, can't calm down, can't think straight. Body clenching, tightening, brain feels like engine in car disconnected from transmission, revving high RPM but going nowhere.

I'd try and write to calm, but can't organize to write. Brain spind out of control, recreation of bumper-car antagony.

Home cable, triet de lay down et sleep, foray conducive sham necro.

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Yeah, pretty sure that the sick has finally grabbed me by the short & curlies.

Suck.

Got up to let the dog out, and oh yeah I'm definitely all collywobbles. E-mailed work, gonna take a small city of ibuprofen and jiggle the handle of Morpheus's toilet.

My analogy gland is swollen.