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April 19th, 2006

Apr. 19th, 2006

Never fall in love with your dental hygenist. If you piss her off, she knows how to cause you a world of pain.

Got my teeth cleaned yesterday, along with a full set of dental impressions. My hygenist has really pretty eyes, and I flirted with her as much as one can flirt with someone who has her hands inside your mouth. I get some cavities taken care of tonight, I think. Hopefully I will get the nitrous, and I can flirt more with pretty eyes under the guise of being altered.

And my realtor (Angie) called last night, and we chatted for almost an hour. I'm an incredibly charming individual at times.

Unfortunately the romaninan women's gymnastic team didn't show up to taunt me with their supple bodies, so I ended up going to bed early. Today I am bleary from the pollen monster that sits in my sinus cavities and poops in my head.

Bleah.
The 100 unsexiest men in the world.

Boston Phoenix.

Brad Pitt made the list.

Which of course means that I am sexier than Brad Pitt.

Right?


Who is sexier?

Brad Pitt is boning Angelina Jolie. Rob is not. 'Nuff said.
4(25.0%)
Rob is far more cultured and funny, and definitely more approachable than Brad Pitt. That makes him automatically sexier.
6(37.5%)
I really like pie.
6(37.5%)
Two fillings done tonight. Mouth numb-ish. I keep forgetting that this is actually trauma, and it takes a lot out of me. I'm really freakin' exhausted right now.

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