April 21st, 2006


Thanks Musichad!


Updated: 9:33 p.m. ET April 20, 2006
MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.
The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.
"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.
At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.
Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

What? Isn't that close enough?

I dunno... free breast exams, that's an awful good deal to pass up. And I have to think about the woman who only became suspicious when he didn't put on the rubber gloves for the genital exam-- I gotta think I'd be a little bit suspicious before that, ya know? Like maybe at the grunty drooling noises he made during the breast exam.

76 years old. Dude.


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You Aren't Red, you're Black

You are dark, very very dark.
Your sense of humor when it is there is very very dark. You laugh at death and darkness; schadenfreude is your friend.
You do like to get to the core of people - usually with a sharp pointy instrument.
However, any probing you do is light hearted and fun, sometimes causing people to misjudge you, and then they die screaming in pain.
But you are fantastic in bed.