The Illusionist

Spam subject of the day:

sexy baby and bad erection?

So wrong...

Bizarre thing last night where I woke up due to a rather severe electric shock to my head.

How many times has someone on your friends list posted about something and you were really confused, but you didn't want to ask because you knew you SHOULD know?

How many times have you felt 'guilty' asking a close LJ friend a question that should be 'obvious'?

Well, here's your chance. If you've missed a few things, missed an entry and are confused, ask me anything.
I can't tell you that I'll actually answer, I might just point and laugh at you.

Noodling.


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I just did a search for images with the phrase "no I will not have sex with you". Over half the images that came up were myspace pages.

Makes me think I should get a myspace page so that I have another avenue of rejection.

Bodyworks is coming. Aw, yeahhhhh......

Hey, I haven't eaten anything.

Dear Jeebus.

I'm actually warming up to Dandy Don Shelby. He has a segment that he does where he editorializes. He just did a bit on the City Pages and sarcasm that was genuinely funny. And he plays the blues occasionally down at Famous Dave's.

Does this mean I'm old?

magicmarmot will be haunted by...

Oscar Wilde

Why? He needs to warn you about the end of the world

'Whose ghost will come back to haunt you?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope. They are the elect to whom beautiful things mean only beauty.

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral world. Worlds end, lives are well lived, or badly lived. That is all.