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May 9th, 2006

May. 9th, 2006

Ich habe keine Lust mich nicht zu hassen
Hab' keine Lust mich anzufassen
Ich hätte Lust zu onanieren
Hab' keine Lust es zu probieren
Ich hätte Lust mich auszuziehen
Hab' keine Lust mich nackt zu sehen

Ich hätte Lust mit großen Tieren
Hab' keine Lust es zu riskieren
Hab' keine Lust vom Schnee zu gehen
Hab' keine Lust zu erfrieren

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May. 9th, 2006

May. 9th, 2006

Hot tub or spa?

Hot tub (soaking, no jets)
2(13.3%)
Spa (jets & bubbles)
13(86.7%)

Soft-side hot tub?

Cool
5(33.3%)
Lame
10(66.7%)

Indoors or outdoors?

Indoors
1(6.7%)
Outdoors, open to the sky
1(6.7%)
Outdoors, but in a gazebo or some sort of enclosure
3(20.0%)
Outdoors with walls for privacy but a roof open to the sky
4(26.7%)
Outdoors in a screened-in enclosure, but with a roof to protect from rain/snow
6(40.0%)

Naked or swimsuit?

Swimsuit
7(46.7%)
Naked
3(20.0%)
Naked only with booze
4(26.7%)
My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
1(6.7%)

May. 9th, 2006

I just had a really weird image of "The Vagina Monologues" done as a puppet show.
I love Amazon.com for the linking if nothing else.

From Generation Me came this link:


Female Chauvinist Pigs : Women and the Rise of Raunch Culture

Amazon has added a new feature:

What do customers ultimately buy after viewing items like this?

So I had to check out Salt: a World History:

Customers who bought this item also bought

How do you go from raunch and porn to a history of salt?
So I came home to a sheepish pup who was very happy to see me. And she wanted to go outside. A lot.

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May. 9th, 2006

Chicken Salmonella:Collapse )

And now for something completely different.


I really want a chocolate cupcake.

I have frozen sugar-free Jell-O. It was an experiment.

Never freeze sugar-free Jell-O.

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