October 13th, 2006


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At least they're finally addressing the thermostat issue. Guy was in yesterday. Don't know what it's gonna take, but I'm strongly considering bringing in a space heater in the meantime. The AC is STILL on.

I am racially insensitive.


John is carrying several bags of duty-free liquor. He flags a taxi.

JOHN Great. Take me to the downtown Marriott.

CABBIE I am sorry sir, but you cannot ride in my cab with bottles of liquor.

JOHN I can't what? Why? What's the problem?

CABBIE It is against my religion to carry alcohol in my cab.

JOHN What does that mean, "against your religion"?

CABBIE I am a follower of islamic law, Sha'ria. By sha'ria law, I cannot take alcohol in my conveyance or I will not get into paradise when I die.

John thinks for a minute.

JOHN Is it not also true that if you come into contact with "unclean" meat or blood that you will also be refused entrance into paradise?

CABBIE Yes, that is also true.

JOHN And pork is considered by you to be unclean?


John slaps the cabbie in the face with a pork chop.

JOHN Problem solved. Let's go!

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Three rodents with permanently impaired vision Three rodents with permanently impaired vision Observe how they flee Observe how they flee They all pursued the agriculturist's spouse She cut off their posterior appendages with a carving implement You never saw such a spectacle in your entire existence As three rodents with permanently impaired vision

Harry, Sep 19 2000

Grammatically correct Blues singer

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This spam came in my folder, and I am intrigued. Phonetically it sounds Russian, but it could be any of a number of similar languages.

What gets me is that if it was intended for a Russian audience, why not write it in Cyrillic? And if it was intended for an English speaker, why the phonetic Russian?

I am mystified.

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