October 26th, 2006

insane

Pictures

In a sense of what-in-the-hell-am-I-doing, I've decided to jump on the bandwagon with a picture of myself first thing in the morning. It's not exactly the most flattering portrayal of the marmot in existence, but it is certainly real.


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A 33-year old Oregon man redefined the word "numbskull" by putting a nail gun to his head and shooting himself twelve times. He survived.

As a result, the man is "the only person known to have survived after having so many foreign objects embedded in his head," according to OHSU.

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Thing is, there were a couple of different size nails, which means that this guy actually had to reload the nail gun.

A psychiatric test showed "poor judgment and insight."
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Jeebus on a tadpole.

There were two things I needed to do tonight: pick up my prescription and get groceries. I planned on leaving work at 5:00, hitting the drugstore at 5:30, making it to the grocery store by 6:00 and home by 7.

I finally got to sit down at 9:00. Yes, it was that busy everywhere.