Sadie has had unfortunate poops today, and is a very sad dog.
And yes, there was mopping.
The primary cause of cervical cancer is the Human Papilloma Virus.
There is a vaccine that can all but eliminate HPV.
Making the vaccine available can prevent deaths or severe mutilations of millions of women.
To try and make the HPV vaccine illegal because you feel that it sends a message to teenage girls that it's okay to be promiscuous makes me want to run over your nuts with a steamroller. I think it's insane that you want to hold a threat of death in your pocket as a tool to manipulate your children. If you really want to do that, why don't you just threaten to kill them if they have sex?
Personally, I'd rather that they had sex a thousand times in your bed while you watched than got cancer.