November 24th, 2007


(no subject)

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Tuesday I turned how2 in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Thursday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I set sageincave's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-752 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal, but please have a cute dark-haired Christmas elf deliver it.


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