April 2nd, 2008


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When I was a kid, I used to hate cottage cheese. Hate, with a capital 8.

Now I'm craving it. I think it's the protein-- I have fat-free, and it's almost pure whey protein.

I also have fat-free ricotta.  And a lot of yogurt.

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You Are a Colonoscopy

You are very orderly and fact driven.

You aren't concerned much with theories or dreams... only what's true or untrue.

You are brilliant and incredibly learned. Anything you know is well researched.

You like to make lists and sort through things step by step. You aren't subject to whim or emotions.

Your friends see you as a constant source of knowledge and advice.

(But they are a little sick of you being right all of the time!)

You excel in: Leadership positions

You get along best with: The Semi-Colonoscopy


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Dear avindair,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds in your closet and I saw you sit on my fart balloon. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without eggplant-fetishism.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,

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