June 20th, 2008

insane

You know you can't resist

pole poll

There aren't enough ten-foot poles
1(8.3%)
Not with a ten-foot pole
1(8.3%)
Okay, maybe with a ten-foot pole
0(0.0%)
A five-foot pole would probably work.
0(0.0%)
A one-meter pole (I'm all about the metric system)
5(41.7%)
Some stick I picked up off the ground
1(8.3%)
a cattle prod
0(0.0%)
Taser
1(8.3%)
blade of grass (it tickles!)
0(0.0%)
Stick of butter
2(16.7%)
Stick of non-dairy butter substitute
1(8.3%)
No stick necessary
0(0.0%)