August 11th, 2008

insane

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One of the guys at work just bought a Smart Car. It's tiny on the outside, but apparently quite roomy (he's over 6' 3") and fun to drive.

On the bright side, Nookie gets better gas mileage.

I'm not smug. Really.
insane

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You Sometimes Know When Someone's Lying



You can spot a liar if the liar slips up, but you're not always aware of other people's dishonesty.

Eventually a liar will reveal himself, and you usually will figure out if you've been lied to.

However, someone could be duping you without you knowing it. So watch out for the telltale signs of lying!

insane

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You Are the Ace of Clubs



You go at everything in your life full force. You are a natural gambler.

Your life definitely has some extreme highs and lows, but you know how to ride out the low times.



A total adventure seeker, you are never satisfied by what's normal or ordinary.

You like to push limits and shock people. You're dramatic, but a drama queen will wash your pants.



Your life has been a wild ride so far. You have stories that people can barely believe.

And you're probably still young... with a lot of wild rides in front of you.



A gamble you should take: The blonde and the brunette, simultaneously



Your friends would describe you as: Great in bed



Your enemies would describe you as: Demented, but great in bed



If you lived in Vegas, you would be: warm