November 14th, 2008

macgyver

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1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
John Fischer

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Robert John

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
Wirobe

4.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Dog (sounds more like a drink...)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
John Minneapolis (not so much, eh? Sounds like I frequent hookers.)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning)
The Cobalt Kamikaze

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Roof (WTF?)

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Rocky Road Chocolate Chip (yeah, so very gangsta)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
Sadie Lyndale

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Fawn Sunny Beach
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When sending me an initial contact e-mail for a potential job, asking me for my current salary and Social Security Number is a really good way to get your e-mail dumped in the trash bin.

And yes, posting your resume with contact information on internet jobsites does result in scam job offers. Another good one is stating that this job is perfectly legal in the US.