February 10th, 2009


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Well, it's been a day of talking with recruiters.

I have an impressive resume. When you consider I did contract engineering for ten years, it adds up: I've worked at a lot of different places, done a lot of things, and made a lot of other people a lot of money.

One of the recruiters told me today that my resume looked good on paper. I told him it didn't look nearly as good on muskmelon. I thought he was gonna pee.

See? I'm smart and funny too. Good catch.
skeleton drink

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Wow-- it really doesn't take a lot of alcohol to get a two-year-old really really drunk.

In other news, I'm probably not gonna get paid for babysitting.
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