The last line of the last ten entries on your friends page (excluding memes, quizzes, and locked posts):

But then again, no one is listening to me... I'm just a registered voter after all...
10.) It must have been the hat or lack of lines.
9.) I have hot needles poking the backs of my eyeballs. Ngggggg!
8.) go kill her, please!
7.) perhaps i'm a little too amused with my new electric toothbrush.
6.) The damage is going to be so great, we will never recover.
5.) Wheeee!
4.) i wanna pop open a bottle of something fizzy over that spot, i do.
3.) And when I woke up, I was furious.
2.) And how do I "watermark" something?
1.) (someday I shall learn how to make PROPER icons)