I have an impressive resume. When you consider I did contract engineering for ten years, it adds up: I've worked at a lot of different places, done a lot of things, and made a lot of other people a lot of money.
One of the recruiters told me today that my resume looked good on paper. I told him it didn't look nearly as good on muskmelon. I thought he was gonna pee.
See? I'm smart and funny too. Good catch.