1. Do you like bleu cheese?
Yes, but not in the romantic sense.
2. Have you ever smoked?
3. Do you own a gun?
Interesting question. Yes, but perhaps not in the way you think.
5. What is your least favorite food?
Tuna packed in oil, mixed with raw tomatos.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I try not to think too much about hot dogs, actually.
7. Favorite Christmas movie?
So many to choose from, it's hard to say. Bad Santa is fun.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Screwdrivers. Gotta get my OJ crush.
9. Can you do push ups?
Haven't tried for a long while. Not gonna try now.
10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Probably a necklace.
11. Favorite hobby?
Wow... if you don't know this by now, you haven't been watching.
12. Do you have A. D. D.?
I don't... oooh, shiny!
13. Do you wear glasses/contacts?
14. Middle name?
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
Why not four?
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
Red Bull (sugar free)
17. Current worry?
Money, or the lack thereof
18. Current hate right now?
The greedy fucks who put me in this situation.
19. Favorite place to be?
Right now, bed.
20. How did you bring in the new year?
21. Where would you like to go?
Someplace warm and tropical with friendly island girls serving me drinks and rubbing my shoulders while I lounge.
22. Name three people who will complete this:
Steph, Chigger, and B-Dawg. I'll let you figure out who they are.
23. Do you own slippers?
24. What color shirt are you wearing?
I'm not wearing a shirt.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
It depends a lot on if the sheets are on a nice mattress, but sure.
26. Can you whistle?
Yes. Can't you hear me?
27. Where are you now?
Right here. Listen for the whistling.
28. Would you be a pirate?
A play pirate, sure. A Somali pirate, no.
29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I've been working on the Orpheus and Eurydice score, but it's taking some time.
30. Favorite Girl's Name?
31. Favorite boy's name?
32. What is in your pocket right now?
My hand, checking.
33. Last thing that made you laugh?
Flight of the Conchords.
34. What vehicle do you drive?
35. Worst injury you've ever had?
Injury? I had a broken collarbone once. Tore up my knee pretty bad another time.
36. Do you love where you live?
Not in the romantic sense.
37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
At least one. Maybe two. Only one is an actual TV. Then there's a third that doesn't really count.