1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
I didn't do prom, but I did Snowball with Denise Crotteau.
2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
The first girl I went head-over-heels for was a girl named Elaine. I haven't seen or talked to her for a very long time.
3. What was your 1st alcoholic drink?
Beer. In Germany.
4. What was your FIRST job?
Cashier at a fast food place called Mister Burger.
5. What was your FIRST car?
1970 AMC hornet.
6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
Nobody texted me today.
7. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
Aside from myself? 'Chelle.
8. Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
I didn't do first grade.
9. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Up in the sky. It wasn't a destination thing.
10. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?
Best Friend is a kind of inane concept, I think. Probably not.
11. Where was your FIRST sleep over?
Jeez-- maybe the McLaughlin brothers.
12. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
A recruiter on the phone.
13. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
My own.
14. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Let the dog outside.
15. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
Heart and John Cougar. First love dumped my ass there, to Jack and Diane.
16. FIRST tattoo?
Alien abduction mark on my right thigh.
17. First piercing?
Left earlobe, now long gone.
18. First foreign country you've been to?
Canada, though I'm not sure it counts. It was farther to drive to Wisconsin. Other than that, Germany.
19. FIRST movie you remember seeing?
Paint Your Wagon. By myself, Van Nuys Boulevard.
20. When was your FIRST detention?
I don't remember.
21. What was the first state you lived in?
Minnesota.
22. Who was your FIRST roommate?
College dorm, Gordy somebody from a famous hockey manufacturing family. Dickwad.
23. If you had one wish. What would it be?
Other than more wishes? Complete financial security.
24. What is something you would learn if you had the chance?
I don't know-- I pretty much learn what I need to. Maybe the secrets of attracting women.
25. Who do you think will be the next person to post this?
Who the hell knows?