1. Last beverage → Lemonade
2. Last phone call → Recruiter, I think.
3. Last text message → "I'm celebrating my parole..."
4. Last song you listened to → Rapture
5. Last time you cried → Don't remember.
SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice → Just twice? More than once, yes.
7. Been cheated on? → Yeppers.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? → Mmm... maybe. Not so much.
9. Lost someone special? → Sure.
10. Been depressed? → Like clinical. Yes.
11. Been drunk and threw up? → Another word for this is "college".
LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
16. Made new friends → No, I just keep making the same old friends over and over. Pfft.
17. Fallen out of love? → More like crawled out from under it.
18. Laughed until you cried → Yes.
19. Met someone who changed you → Not in the diaper sense, but yes.
20. Found out who your true friends were → A few times.
21. Found out someone was talking about you → Sure. Didn't really care.
22. Kissed anyone on your friends list → Um... yeah. I'll let you figure out who.
23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → Most. I'm not gonna bother to count.
24. How many kids do you want to have → Depends on how many will fit into the oven.
25. Do you have any pets → Yes.
26. Do you want to change your name → I have no great need to.
27. What did you do for your last birthday → I didn't. I put it off for later when things were more conducive to fun.
29. What were you doing at midnight last night → Maybe sleeping, maybe surfing.
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for → Regular income.
31. Last time you saw your father → 1983
32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → I'd love to be independently wealthy.
33. What are you listening to right now → Punkd
34. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Uh, yeah.
35. what's getting on your nerves right now? → The IRS and the delays.
36. Most visited webpage → Probably Yahoo! Mail.
37. What's your name → Rob.
38. Nicknames → magicmarmot, Hey You, a few others.
39. Relationship Status: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
40. Zodiac sign → Taurus. Or Yield. Or DIP.
41. Male or female: Male. Lat time I checked. Which was a while ago.
42. Elementary school → Yes.
43. Middle School → Yes.
44. High school → Yes.
45. Hair color → Brownish-gray. Or greyish-brown.
46. Long or short → Pretty short right now. It gets longer as it grows.
47. Height → of my hair? Well, it's about an inch above the top of my head...
48. Do you have a crush on someone? → Not really. I'm trying to avoid being stupid.
49: What do you like about yourself? → That I can do a lot of stuff without fear.
50. Piercings → None intentional.
51. Tattoos → Again, none intentional.
52. Righty or lefty → Right handed, left politically, more or less.
53. First surgery → Left knee.
54. first piercing → Left ear.
55. First best friends → Hellifino.
56. First sport you joined → I was on the swim team for a while. We sucked. I sucked bad.
57. First pet → Fawn. Sweet doggie.
58. First vacation → East coast, and a lot of driving.
59. First concert → Heart & John Cougar.
60. First crush → Elizabeth Montgomery, I think.
61. Eating → I was having chicken earlier.
62. Drinking → Lemonade.
63. I'm about to → go to bed.
64. Listening to → the TV
65. Waiting → to finish this flippin' thing before I go to bed.
YOUR FUTURE :
66. Want kids? Depends on if I can fit them in the trebuchet.
67. Want to get married? Did that once. It would take a lot to get me there again. A lot.
68. Careers in mind? Already had two. If I were to become a professional filmmaker, it would be #3. Doubtful.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
69. Lips or eyes → I like both, but eyes probably catch me more.
70. Hugs or kisses → Yes please.
71. Shorter or taller → I like 'em shorter.
72. Older or Younger → I like 'em younger. Younger than me anyway.
73. Romantic or spontaneous → I think spontaneous. I don't think the two are mutually exclusive.
74. Nice stomach or nice arms → Both would be awesome.
75. Sensitive or loud → Mostly sensitive, loud when necessary.
76. Hook-up or relationship → Fuckstain... right now, neither one sounds all that enticing.
77. Trouble maker or hesitant → She who hesitates is boring.
HAVE YOU EVER :
78. Kissed a stranger → Strangler? Why would I kiss a strangler?
79. Drank hard liquor → Uh... perhaps...
80. Lost glasses/contacts → Heh.
81. Sex on first date → Um... yeah, kinda.
82. Broken someone's heart → Not intentionally.
85. Been to college → A few times, yeah.
86. Turned someone down → Yep.
87. Cried when someone died → Not for a long time.
88. Liked a friend that is a girl? → Yes... does this even make sense? Or are we talking "liked" liked? Like lusted after? I'd have to say yes to that too.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself → I believe that I exist.
90. Miracles → Not in the supernatural sense.
91. Love at first sight → Lust, yes. Love, no.
92. Heaven → Harps and clouds, nay. Afterlife, not in the conscious sense.
93. Santa Clause → The movie? With Tim Allen?
95. Kiss on the first date? → If it's right, it's right. It's not right very often.
96. Angels → The Basball team, yes.
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → There are a few I'd like to spend some time with right now... or after a shower anyway.
98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → No. I'd rather go without.
100. If you are dating anyone right now or are single, are you happy or do you want to change it? → Single. Not particularly happy or unhappy about it really. If I found the right person, I'd be all over that shit, but I'm kinda picky.