Tom Ramcigam (magicmarmot) wrote,
Tom Ramcigam
magicmarmot

INT: AIG OFFICE OF THE CEO, NIGHT
FADE IN: The top executives of AIG are sitting in a stately, well-furnished boardroom, grinning like frat boys on their first Spring Break.
CEO
...And that, gentlemen, is the way that we take care of our own. Now remember, these are not "bonuses", but "talent retention awards".
Suddenly, a security guard breaks into the boardroom.
SECURITY GUARD
Sir! There is a mob of folks outside with pitchforks and torches!
CEO
Oh, that must be the cleaning crew. Let them in.
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